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why is it so cold in here?

a saying that is frequently said when a patient knows that the doctor (usually female) is about to look at his penis.
1.) doc.: alright well that is all done all i have to do is...
patient: why is it so cold in here?
doc: look at your genitals

2.) guy 1: dude i had to get surgery yesterday
guy 2: oh dude that sucks! were there any hot doctors?
guy 1: yeah there was a wicked hot female doctor there
guy 2: awesome
guy 1: yeah and like right after she asked to see my genitals i said "why is it so cold in here"
guy 2: oh dude what did she say?
guy 1: she was like sir just pull down your pants
guy 2: wow
guy 1: yeah and then she said well by the look of things you have nothing to be self-conscious about.
guy 2: no she didn't
guy 1: yeah she did and then she started to stroke my dick. i though i was about to get a boner right then and there
guy 2: alright new subject...
by my name is a secret dude December 18, 2010
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cold whore

1) A woman/whore that will sleep with you but not look during
2) A Russian prostitute with a religious background
"Damn she was such a cold whore, she had her eyes closed the whole time! The bitch!"
by Tim McKaccy November 22, 2007
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cold soup

Something that makes no sense.

Having no particular meaning
Boy: Have you ever bathed in Grapes?
Girl: What? Thats cold soup!!
by Breotch June 29, 2008
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Cold Spooning

(Coh-ld Spoo-ning)

The act of removing a spoon from a cold substance (i-e ice cream) and placing it on ones nipples, or that of another person. A new trend in the lesbian community. Thought to increase sensitivity in the nipple and make oral stimulation extremely pleasurable.
Hazel had some Ben and Jerries 'Chunky Monkey'. Hazel removed the spoon from the Chunky Monkey and placed it on Helens nipple and they were cold spooning!
by Munkychunky October 20, 2009
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cold turkey

When you completely quit a habit, typically smoking right away. It is very painful and puts you in a very irritable mood. It is very different than giving up gradually. When giving up gradually, you smoke littler and littler each day.
Guy #3:Shut up!!! Both of you!!!

Guy #1: Why is Guy 3 being such a bitch?

Guy #2: He started cold turkey today. He has been smoking for the past five years.

Guy #1: Wow that must really suck.
by tomdotcom36 September 18, 2010
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Cold Piece

Cold piece refers to a person whom does radical, audacious, ridiculous, or absurd things. Can also refer to situations with extreme negative or positive contexts.
Kanye West's uncalled for interrupting of Taylor Swifts speech at the Music Awards was a Cold Piece.
by Cold_Piece_Shaw August 27, 2011
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the cake is cold

what co-workers tell each other as secret code to know that, yes, today is somebody's birthday - and yes, cake will be shared in the lunchroom.
Receptionist J: isn't today Mary's birthday?

Receptionist P: Duh wench, the cake is cold !
by ReceptionistJ June 28, 2006
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