Cock blind

Someone who is blinded to any imperfections in their mates character flaws.

Stephanie has no idea that Joe is rude because she is cock blind!

by Doclemon June 16, 2010

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cock farm

1. A place where the ratio of men to women is extremely high.
2. A gathering of gay men

see also sausage fest, clam farm

The bar was a cock farm, so we left and went to another bar.

by BAMF.com April 8, 2003

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A small street hooker, normally under 5 foot 1 inch, who has uncanny ability to magnetize cocks around her all times. Characterized by stubby fingers, big head, whorish clothing, and occasionly a greenish tint that may be reaveled when make up wears off when having sex in the shower.

I can't believe you let the cock goblin eat your ass hole Alex.

by Josh Packer November 3, 2008

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craving the cock

when you really need a good pounding; you want to fuck very badly

Kim Hall is craving the cock.

by Hannah February 16, 2003

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Cobweb cock

cob·web cock - n:/ The result of when a sock is used for masterbation. The lint from the sock on the penis makes the appearance of the penis having cobwebs spun around it.

After masterbating profusely, Jimmy fell asleep without knowing that he still had cobweb cock. It was the most embarrassing doctor visit of his life.

by Patrick D. M. June 23, 2006

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speed cocking

A game played by adolescents and business professionals when bored with the contents of a lecture or meeting.

The object of the game is to draw as many penises on classmates/colleagues notepad, item of clothing or person before they notice and retaliate.

Paul was dozing during the sales meeting and did not notice Fran speed cocking all over his notes.

by Frances P in collaboration with Paul O, John D, Mark S August 1, 2006

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