Clocked

To gag somebody or call them out on their bullshit

"didn't your husband leave you for a gay man...but im the fag"

"SHE CLOCKEDDDDDDD"

by who want this fade? March 23, 2024

Moan a clock

When a gf/bf moans at any time of the day

Hey bobby whats wrong dude. Gf is on one again every minute today. Sounds like it's moan a clock man

by Hiarcs July 17, 2015

Palestinian alarm clock

Slang for time bomb

Peter: this thing is useless, just like my Palestinian alarm clock

*Flashback*:
*Palestinian alarm starts ringing: "ALLAHU AKBAR (followed by a literal explosion)

by Diego_Brando March 26, 2024

Shades O' Clock

Shades O' Clock: The point in time where one has been up for so long that all light one comes in contact with is nearly blinding... Simply meaning its time to put on the sunglasses. Non doucey, completely understandable to someone that parties hardy.

Dude, the suns coming up! It's definitely Shades O' Clock.

by OnlyPeopleWhoParty December 3, 2014

Clock a milly

To score a million views on a video.

I wish my videos could clock a milly on Instagram.

by spudsy_mccornedbeef February 22, 2021

Clocked up

A way of barbies (da hood) winning a 1v1 or 1v1+

Barbie: girl u got clocked up *stomps*

by BARBIE_800 April 27, 2024

UFO Alarm Clock

This knee charmer is often found in unique individuals with ties to super rich secret submarine service. Although known in military jargon as “foreign objects“, emergency surgery usually unearths armament shrapnel and pieces of snooze buttons from top quality alarm clocks. Still as mysterious as jimmy Hoffa’s disappearance, this enigma of a titillating experience is easily summarized as suspenseful supreme “pop” sensation and not for the feeble mortal, a UFO Alarm Clock is like kryptonite to Superman. If you ever run into someone who has experienced the rare UFO alarm clock, feel free to gift them only the best sour beers for a speedy recovery!

“Hey John, I heard about that UFO Alarm Clock”, you good bro?”

“Yeah man, nothing a good Sour Brew can’t fix”

by Torsiondrummer July 29, 2020