(n) - Russian equivalent of Santa Claus, exluding one or more of the following (depending on the region of Russia):
1. cheer
2. jollyness
3. round little belly
4. presents
5. bright colors
1. cheer
2. jollyness
3. round little belly
4. presents
5. bright colors
"Start a fire, dude!! The Chomskamas Claus is coming to the U.S. this year! Keep that shit burning ALL NIGHT if you know what's good for you! This bastard's totally hardcore!"
by Silent Rip November 30, 2004
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Timmy was unable to sit on Santa's lap in the mall because he suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.
Timmy's mother was unable to make it through Black Friday without a panic attack because she suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.
Timmy's mother was unable to make it through Black Friday without a panic attack because she suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.
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Get the Happy Claus mug.A person that belongs to or goes in the infamous C-Class. Known as annoying, loud, dumb and violent. Believes that they are smarter then they actually are. But their intelligence is worth comparing to a fucking stone. Loves drama and fights to establish "dominance" because they are not as evolved as the rest of us or as a maggot. You don't want to be a C-Classer, because they are filthy cunts.
Person A: Did this guy just throw a tantrum at a lunch-lady because he didn't get the correct amount of meatballs he wanted?
Person B: Jesusfuckchrist, what a bloody C-Classer.
Person B: Jesusfuckchrist, what a bloody C-Classer.
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New.. I can only have one - I'm driving a probable cause mobile and need to get that headlight fixed.
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