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Chomskamas Claus

(n) - Russian equivalent of Santa Claus, exluding one or more of the following (depending on the region of Russia):
1. cheer
2. jollyness
3. round little belly
4. presents
5. bright colors
"Start a fire, dude!! The Chomskamas Claus is coming to the U.S. this year! Keep that shit burning ALL NIGHT if you know what's good for you! This bastard's totally hardcore!"
by Silent Rip November 30, 2004
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Santa Claustrophobia

Adj. a: a general or irrational fear of Santa Claus. b: A fear of enclosed shopping spaces during the holidays.
Timmy was unable to sit on Santa's lap in the mall because he suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.

Timmy's mother was unable to make it through Black Friday without a panic attack because she suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.
by Mothmaker December 5, 2012
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Happy Claus

A pedophile santa claus that does bad things in the night
Hello {KID, Ho Ho Ho! I am Happy Claus
by mandaoaskslakdls December 8, 2012
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C-Classer

A person that belongs to or goes in the infamous C-Class. Known as annoying, loud, dumb and violent. Believes that they are smarter then they actually are. But their intelligence is worth comparing to a fucking stone. Loves drama and fights to establish "dominance" because they are not as evolved as the rest of us or as a maggot. You don't want to be a C-Classer, because they are filthy cunts.
Person A: Did this guy just throw a tantrum at a lunch-lady because he didn't get the correct amount of meatballs he wanted?
Person B: Jesusfuckchrist, what a bloody C-Classer.
by Incendiaz October 7, 2016
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Probable Cause Mobile

A vehicle with something wrong with it that could attract the attention of a cop and get you pulled over
New.. I can only have one - I'm driving a probable cause mobile and need to get that headlight fixed.
by caribbeanmotorboater August 16, 2016
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Santa Claus Hours

The new-normal hours worked by Americans, meaning any hour during the course of a day, regardless of day of week or year. The absence of a "weekend" or "holiday."
Heres's my business card. You can contact me anytime...I keep Santa Claus Hours.
by Lariscious13 November 18, 2016
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emilio claus

by TheLegend3072 January 3, 2017
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