Free voice church

A christian denomination that believes it's okay for a preacher to say so called "dirty" words like shit,fuck,motherfucker ect. while preaching and they also believe in sex before marriage and that " fornication" is mistranslated and it really means only sex that hurts others.

John is a preacher in the free voice church.

by Deep blue 2012 August 29, 2010

Yoinky Sploinky Church

The church that everyone should be praising so you aren't a victim of vehicular manslaughter in front of an orphanage.
Be alert at all times for a car if you dare disobey.

Yo, the new yoinky sploinky church has opened up across the street

by Zowl January 13, 2022

church socks

A small dimebag of marijuana.

John purchased some church socks for him and his friends for Sunday.

by MicahG November 1, 2006

Mega Church

A Church with 2,000 or more people in attendance by weekend. A church that offers many services in addition to the worship service and is involved in social actions.

This church became a Mega Church because it wanted to be a place where people can thrive and contribute.

by Joshua 29 September 30, 2021

churchy

a rather small, hairy animal, not too disimilar to a shaved ewok. A lazy creature, it travels large distances by fast vehicles. When nearby, be careful of your approach - conversations can end up being one-sided, and lead surrounding people to be quickly berated and put in their place. A comical creature, it has been known to come up with several interesting phrases - diddle the nubbin this cunt - among others.

known associates have been wendtabone and roh

you're such a cunt churchy!

by deano May 6, 2004

churchill

A small town located east of melbourne victoria..its surrounding towns include Morwell Traralgon Moe. u will also find alot of people standing outside the local chemist at 9am weekdays

i live in churchill

by Churchill guy April 7, 2011

Go to Church

It is an ancient term described by the few surviors of an eastern culture based on the sole purpose of sudo science in the early days before Christ. It means that if you are ever in a heated debate and things may get a physical, instead of fighting because you are to afraid of confrontation then you simply say "go to church."

Herbert and George of Guatalope were walking down the street exchanging ip address, they were getting in a debate on whose where older and more supeior. Instead of fighting or "getting there sexy on" they were both scared of eachother and didnt want to admit it, so they turned to eachother and said "GO TO CHURCH." And so they were in a state of jinx and both owed eachother a pop adn learned never to fight because now they were in debt to eachother.

by RoflKiddie September 16, 2006