braindead monkerton

The term is used to describe someone or something that is inept or below average intelligence.

The word "monkerton" is formed from the shortening of "monkey" -> "monk" with an additonal "erton." (To signify relevance or importance)

Got_bot just teamkilled again. What a braindead monkerton.

by smore007 April 21, 2018

brain trigger

A brain trigger is when you type something in all caps, excited or laughing or freaking out.

HAHAHAHAHHAGA
NDNDKSSKKSJSJSJSJ
she just had a brain trigger, its normal

by ekndjemwmwm January 6, 2018

brain boner

just like real ones, they can be given or received.

Tauni gave me a huge brain boner this afternoon.

by TauntaunandJ January 19, 2018

braincrupt

When your mind is basically all spent and you can't think any more.

By the time I finished my SATs I was so braincrupt that I couldn't find my car keys.

by Rusharoundandaround May 27, 2018

brain jinx

When you and another person think, or do, the same thing at the same time. The actions make it apparent versus the words being said.

Texting-

Trina:
Hey, I miss you! <3 <3

Jessy:
I was literally just about to text you the same thing. Brain jinx! How funny :)

by My.other.ride.is.a.Firebolt. October 25, 2018

brain purge

Synaptic transmission no longer functioning in ones brain due to intense stupidity, said to be contagious and communicable. Once caught, a person retains their previous knowledge, however is unable to acquire anything further.

i’ve heard Luke caught the brain purge off Liv, it wouldn’t of happened if she’d stayed in quarantine!

by bobbyscult April 22, 2019

Brain-fucker

A propagandist. Drawn from the Russian term pronounced (loosely) as "maz-guy-ope", a brain-fucker is one who tries to fool his(her) listeners with: (1) emotional rhetoric that contain few (if any) facts, (2), conspiracy theories and accusations against opponents that are not supported by evidence, (3) arguments that opponents are members of "discredited" groups (i.e. globalists, liberals, racists, etc.)

I don't listen to talk radio. Most off those guys are brain-fuckers.

by Dr Wierdsmith December 14, 2019