Self-declared patriot who treats other people's existence as a personal attack. Often complains loudly about how marginalized groups get "special treatment" while ignoring every form of privilege he enjoys. Braden thinks empathy is weakness and diversity is a threat.
Braden rolls his eyes at Pride Month but never questions why beer companies and car dealerships get their own holidays. He talks about freedom constantly but wants books banned and identities erased.
Braden claims to support the troops, but only when it lets him rant online. He has strong opinions about flags, gender, and what other people do with their lives, especially when it doesn’t affect him at all.
Braden is what happens when entitlement meets insecurity and gets a Wi-Fi connection.
See also: Karen
Braden rolls his eyes at Pride Month but never questions why beer companies and car dealerships get their own holidays. He talks about freedom constantly but wants books banned and identities erased.
Braden claims to support the troops, but only when it lets him rant online. He has strong opinions about flags, gender, and what other people do with their lives, especially when it doesn’t affect him at all.
Braden is what happens when entitlement meets insecurity and gets a Wi-Fi connection.
See also: Karen
A Braden just called Pride attention seeking, while filming himself in front of military stuff he didn’t earn, wearing a gym shirt that’s never been to a gym.
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A hating Valorant obsessed individual who will find everyway to blame his teammates in his competitive games. He's not wrong though, he averages 25 - 30 kills every game. Has the most unluckiest luck with his enemies, If you have the name branden, you might be cursed to getting gang ulted you in a 1 v 5. He's decently tall, handsome, good looking. Extremely dirty minded and weird. Hes kind and considerate at times, but usually MEAN AND A BITCH. Hes not that guy. Not the alpha sigma rizzler. He's allergic to the sun, and the only cool thing about him is his cute ass dogs. Oh and his stinkydinky
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woman #2: God you're right.. I think its coming from over there (At a gaming chair near the trash)
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Get the Braydening mug.A person who makes you feel apricity. They are just so beautiful. You look at them and your happy. You want to love them, because they love everyone around them. You don’t want to mess anything up.
Person 1: “Hey, did you see Brayden today?”
Person 2: “Yeah, how did you know?”
Person 1: “I can tell by the way you are still smiling.”
Person 2: “Yeah, how did you know?”
Person 1: “I can tell by the way you are still smiling.”
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