Royal Blumpkin

A lavish example of a standard blumpkin, yet executed as if the receiver was a king demanding food.

Royal Blumpkin : Service me whilst I eat this sandwich, and properly defecate into this bowl.

by SpiLLsHirE November 18, 2020

jamaican blumpkin

A person receiving noggin while washing their hiney with a bidet. Other methods are acceptable such as not wiping for a month then doing the helicopter on the NYC street.

I witnessed Don Johnson receiving jamaican blumpkin from Bill Clinton!!!!!!

by fartmachine23445324 January 24, 2025

Blumpkin

The process of cleaning out your urinary tract.

I might need a blumpkin to help with my digestion problems.

by No.3 March 26, 2024

Blumpkin

when u getting straight teeth on the toilet doing a big fat poo

Halloween is here i pooed my pants

I’m scared of pumpkins but

Man I love blumpkins

by Mladypoopsalot November 4, 2025

Gentleman’s Blumpkin

When a man gives his girlfriend a kiss while she pees

Hey babe! Open the door! Let me give you a gentleman’s blumpkin!

by OfficialJKitty April 30, 2023

Blumpkin Aioli

A dressing/ condiment, usually handcrafted, from the products that result from a finished blumpkin. Popular in Greek/ American cuisine

Alexis wanted a salami sandwich with blumpkin aioli.

by CharlieRomeo September 3, 2021