You stick your cock in your friend's phone, while she makes out with Megan Fox, and your left foot is jammed in shit from adolf hitler, who is eating it while dogs are biting his ass and a jew is tape-recording it. Your right foot is in a sea of piss, and the Taliban are in there too, being pulled down by some horny sea lions that are getting to 30th base. You are to stick your right hand in your girlfriend's vag, while licking her breasts, and chuck norris is kissing her ass, while his sperm are gushing into Osama bin laden's ass. Your left hand is holding a corpse that you raped and murdered two years ago.
Arnold: Hey, I may have gotten to 77th base, but I don't feel like I should have to go to jail.
Neo-Nazi asshole: Who the hell was the corpse?!
Arnold: Your son.
Neo-Nazi asshole: Execute him!
Neo-Nazi asshole: Who the hell was the corpse?!
Arnold: Your son.
Neo-Nazi asshole: Execute him!
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Ocular sex, including any act involving the penetration of the penis into the eye socket.
Sometimes this is referred to as an EJ. It is also sometimes referred to as "skull-fucking."
Sometimes this is referred to as an EJ. It is also sometimes referred to as "skull-fucking."
I got to 6th base with Pam last night after she took out her glass eye. I think she has brain damage now.
by R. Bratt March 10, 2008
Get the 6th base mug.1. Apparently, the sport with the most homophobic haters.
2. America's pasttime, played with nine players, 1 pitcher, one catcher, 4 infielders, and 3 outfielders.
Gets a bad rep because of all of the MLB players that have taken steroids.
2. America's pasttime, played with nine players, 1 pitcher, one catcher, 4 infielders, and 3 outfielders.
Gets a bad rep because of all of the MLB players that have taken steroids.
Example of definition 1: Definitions I have seen for baseball
"Gay-ass sport" "sport that is only played by fags" et cetera
Example of definition 2: Baseball only has a bad reputation because of its professional players
"Gay-ass sport" "sport that is only played by fags" et cetera
Example of definition 2: Baseball only has a bad reputation because of its professional players
by HatersGon'Hate February 23, 2011
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It looks like a baseball bat cuz its brown and shaped like it
It looks like a baseball bat cuz its brown and shaped like it
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Lately, not only does America play baseball, but so does Japan, Cuba, Dominican Republic, austraila, South Africa and other countrys compete in something called the World Baseball Classic, kinda like the World Cup only it is a lot more fun to watch.
Many people find baseball boring which is untrue. Baseball is about 10X better to watch if your watching your favorite team play, which is why many TV Stations are based on one baseball team and many baseball announcers are biased for there favorite team. If your not watching your favorite team, then yeah, baseball is boring as hell.
Lately, not only does America play baseball, but so does Japan, Cuba, Dominican Republic, austraila, South Africa and other countrys compete in something called the World Baseball Classic, kinda like the World Cup only it is a lot more fun to watch.
Many people find baseball boring which is untrue. Baseball is about 10X better to watch if your watching your favorite team play, which is why many TV Stations are based on one baseball team and many baseball announcers are biased for there favorite team. If your not watching your favorite team, then yeah, baseball is boring as hell.
European people can have they're soccer, cuz the Western Hemisphere, Asia, Australia, and South Africa are crazy over baseball not only making it America's pastime, but making it the world's pastime
by Spikesy June 1, 2006
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