August 14

National send a titty drop video to your partner day

A : Hey babe guess what day it is ;)
B : its august 14
A : you know what that means babe u csnt say no
B : Finee give me 5 mins

by sky..<3 August 13, 2022

august 5

people born on this day are usually tories <3

Tina: Omg did you know Lizzie was born on august 5th ?

Sam: Yeh, I know she’s such a tory

by everyonelovestories December 12, 2021

August Anglemyer

My love. My lover. My Man. My Rock.

August Anglemyer is Misti Peterson's ONE.

by OneMistake December 14, 2021

August 4th

national suck toes day

Gia : take off your shoes Ron, today is August 4th, its national suck toes day!

by W33didya January 26, 2022

august 25

the day some humans were born. HONESTLY y’all are amazing <3. You guys are so cool but controlling u VIRGOS. being controlling is ok just not so much >:/. aight that’s it.

whoever born on August 25, I LYSM

by venuspsarklz October 30, 2021

August 14

If your birthday is August 14 you are a bad bitch.

Person 1: My birthday is August 14
Person 2: You a bad bitch

by TaesWifee July 24, 2021

August 2nd

Burger day, day when Owen does cool trick infront of Hannah

Jonah: Owen it's August 2nd burger day you gotta go do cool trick

Owen: shit you right *zooms away on rollerblades to see Hannah*

by Owendunca July 29, 2021