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Assholes Inc.

The guy who made the top definition for dumbass.
Assholes Inc.: Promoting dumbassedness since 2003
by WildTrapper's Dictionary June 19, 2020
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french asshole

The other night, I did Celeste in the old French asshole.
by Frenchy McFrenchFuck January 4, 2019
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Asshole-Face

A universal term for a dunce, lacking intelligence or good judgment yet in reality the user of the word is utterly foolish, exemplifying irony and causing many to fall victim to an endless cycle of humor
Hey you broke my airsoft pistol! You "asshole-face"!
by pliskin64 December 8, 2010
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High Asshole

After a group partakes in the consumption of marjiuana, the first one to make a 'high mistake' is therein dubbed a "High Asshole". It also may be refered to as "High Asshole of the Day", in which case a reward or trophy may be given, either physical or through the act of a 'high-five'.

There is no limit to the number of "High Asshole"s a group may have, it's just not funny when there's more than one. The group member dubbed a "High Asshole" may change depending upon who makes the worst 'high mistake'. A 'high mistake' is anything a typical clumsy high kid will do such as forget something or drive like an idiot.

Once someone is dubbed a "High Asshole", they are only named so until everyone in the group is sober, or until someone else in the group makes a worse 'high mistake'.
OH great.. High Asshole of the DAY over here.
by Ali Meeli December 20, 2010
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temporary asshole

A motorcyclist who chooses to "harass" other motorists by riding recklessly, doing stoppies and wheelies on heavily travelled roads, and riding way too fast for the conditions. The rider rarely wears any protection other than a helmet (where required). This is done simply to show off and has great potential to result in a dead, or temporary, motorcyclist. See also squid.
Now that the weather is good, there are temporary assholes riding wheelies all over the place.
by jerdez26 June 11, 2006
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tight as assholes

Someone who does not want to spend money
Craig will not pay for a beer because he is tight as assholes
by Dlarmstrong December 13, 2017
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backstabbing asshole

People who pretend to be your friend but fuck you in the ass when you aren't around
Jennifer Perry is not actually my friend, in fact she is a backstabbing asshole.
by jigglestheclown October 20, 2015
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