anal gasp

When a great deal of time has elapsed since an individual last engaged in anal intercourse. Thus, the anus is desperate and gasps repeatedly as if gasping for much needed air/dick. This phenomenon happens most of the time in gay men, but can sometimes occur in women as well.

It has been so long. Alas, I have anal gasp.

by fanyole23 March 4, 2019

Anal Heave

Similar to vomit dry reaching, but from your arse when you've got diarrhoea.

When you've shat so much, that there's nothing left... But the contractions of diarrhoea keep going regardless.....that's moment of dry reaching from your rectum is an Anal Heave.

by Dic.Twister May 11, 2014

Anal Fabrication

A term coined by a fellow MBA student to describe the act of finishing projects or coming up with ideas based on highly theoretical concepts.

"This balanced scorecard initiative prioritization template is a complete anal fabrication."

by Sinuendo LV August 6, 2009

anal click

The final pop of gas which follows a larger fart. The click one’s anus makes upon release of a small gas bubble.

“Oh, very nice anal click there mate, bravo.”

by DanM69 August 24, 2021

anal fiend

Someone who is on the hunt for an anus 24/7

Wow, your mom is an anal fiend.

by Bush'sBakedBeans January 19, 2018

Anal August

A challenge where for the entire month of august, all sex has to be anal

Man: wanna have sex?
Man's GF:yea, anal or normal?
Man: anal
Man's GF: why?
Man: It's anal august. ALL sex has to be anal during anal august
Man's GF: Come on then... Get your clothes off!

by emerex56 March 1, 2020

anal gangsta

A wannabe gangster who claims to be in a gang and does secret gangsta shiznot to mask his latent homosexuality.

Hey look the anal gangsta is making definitions after getting his ass owned so many fucking times.

by lewd acts with a miner August 30, 2010