anal blink

When you try to poop out the whole turd, but your butthole clenches up against your will and cuts the beautiful monster that could have been in half.

I ate the entire 24 OZ porterhouse and was looking forward to the magnificent Godzilla turd that would follow, but halfway through its birth I got an anal blink and cut it in half.

anal blink by BaconRainey October 16, 2014

anal gump 

Putting a bubba gumps shrimp up your ass and letting the tail hang into your partners mouth

Dude.. He anal gumped me last night

anal gump by Trunkdunk2345 May 15, 2015

Anal Tea 

When you get done anal fucking your girlfriend, you collect the shit infused semen into your finest tea cup and begin drinking it like you're a member of the royal family.

Hey babe, I want to have anal tea tonight.

Anal Tea by ShamUD69 July 13, 2015

Anal Jizz 

When someone cums inside your butt, but it comes out soon after or later after mixing with shit

After I cummed in my girl, she had some nasty anal jizz, it was brown and rank

Anal Jizz by Dengo August 6, 2015

anal green

shouting four while inserting a golf-ball into your partners rectum

Tee one up there pet and see if you can get it on the anal green in one FOUR

anal green by MICROPENIS August 17, 2016

Anal fig blast 

When u blast those nether regions with one or many peeled gingers.

I gave Charlene her punishment last night. An anal fig blast was imperative to my survival!

Anal fig blast by Mr Spunk July 10, 2016

anal butt plug 

a butt plug for the anal cavity

i have an anal butt plug in my ass right now

anal butt plug by xdswaggermlg May 22, 2016