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Patrick

A man who if he saw a vagina, would try to put a plaster on it
Man, Patrick should stop telling girls to smile more
by He who shall be named November 22, 2021
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Patrick County High School

A terrible fucking school full of drug addicts and dumb assholes. It’s as white as a school can get and half of them are obese and have greasy, pungent, nastyass mullets. You lose about 46% of your brain cell count the moment you enter this place because of the sheer lack of chromosomes people have. It’s awful. Also people smear shit on the walls so mind yourself if you happen to be near a wall. I’m sorry
Normal person: Where are you from, sir?
Rednecks, racists, and otherwise lesser people: Patrick County High School!
Normal person: oh 😟
by kleenexuser308 November 21, 2021
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Patrick

A guy who really fat and steals things and has no game
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Patrick

Short and ugly despicable sociopathic narcissist with a personality disorder. Usually addicted to drugs among other things. He is a sexual deviant also. He can’t fight so he uses black magic to attack people.
I wouldn’t leave my dog or children around Patrick he might rape them.
by Cr8zyl8dy November 21, 2021
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Patrick

Piece of shit human being. Will flirt with your mom, fuck your girlfriend and steal ur dog.

AVOID Scorpio Patricks at all costs. Great kissers though.
John : Hey did you see my MILF mother?
Ben : Shit, I think she went out with Patrick.
John : Fuck, not again.
by Jonpol November 21, 2021
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Patrick

Patrick is a lizard but unforgettable.

He isn’t perfect and sometimes it takes him years to learn from his mistakes but eventually he will see where he fucked up. He’s the type of guy you can’t live with but also can’t live without. He’ll drive you wildly insane in the best and the worst way. Once you’ve met Patrick he will forever be in your heart and memory, he has the ability to make you feel like no other person ever could, which is both a blessing and a curse. In the words of Taylor swift, a nightmare dressed like a daydream. Usually ginger too.
What is a lizard? Patrick
by Patrickisacretin November 22, 2021
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Patrick

He’s a very uptight guy Patrick’s usually aren’t very hot there abit ugly but they can show u a good time with his parents
Ohh look it’s Patrick ‘please tdobt come over here
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