A mute, pearl-diving, tuba-playing, flat-headed, midget gymnast with no gag-reflex, that can suck-start a Harley Davidson.
Took my perfect woman out for a date last night...she serenaded me with her tuba, while wearing the pearl necklace that it took her nearly a year to make...all the while doing the splits with my beer resting on her head. After that, she crammed my whole tailpipe down her throat and started my bike...and the best part is that she'll never even say a word about what we did when we got back to my place. What a woman!!!
by Mr. Q45 September 1, 2017
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by ron7 January 11, 2019
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1) Something that pertains to a joke, and a pretty damn big one. It can be used in one sentence to indicate a proper joke was just spoken.
2) It can also be used to counteract a joke, or otherwise stating the joke was a fail.
2) It can also be used to counteract a joke, or otherwise stating the joke was a fail.
by T-Graph December 19, 2008
Get the Woman's Suffrage mug.From the old Our Gang show where the little boys hated the little girls and would not allow them into the club. A modern day version is any group of men who love to hate and hate to love the females. HMWH are not gay, because that would be too scary for them. Nor are they truly heterosexual in any mature sense. Mostly they are whimpering little boys who can't deal with adult life, and project all their fear and hostility onto women, rather than having the spine to handle their own shit. Another example is Al Bundy's NO MA'AM Club; in case you hadn't noticed, Al Bundy is an idiot.
If you're scared of women, scared of sex, scared of life, and need someone to blame it on, you're eligible for a He-Man Woman Haters Club.
by ECStanton October 24, 2008
Get the He-Man Woman Haters Club mug.A woman is considered a person who has contributed so much to the world and yet is under-appreciated and denied even basic human rights. A woman can be considered a semi-god because of how much pain she has to go through in labour to bring humans into this world. A woman is a wonderful person to have in this world for she nurtures, supports and encourage the world's future. A woman sacrifies everything just to make you smile. Woman is a grandmother ,mother, daughter ,sister ,teacher and a true leader for she raised leader
by humanforlife October 21, 2019
Get the woman mug.A WOMAN BEATER is more or less a psychopath. He is the kind of man that always complain about your food, looks, lifestyle, sexual intercourse and how you do things or he is always bittered anytime he looks at you, that man does not appreciate you nor does he know your worth and he is most likely to beat you out of resentment in future.
If he Has Beaten you before he Probably Will do it Again
This is a great sign that your partner will beat the hell out of you more and more, whether he later cautioned himself or whether he finally landed the hand or punch on you. He might apologise or blame satan for his acts, because he cant nor will he ever take blame or responsibility for being a Woman Beater, he will even shower his woman with with gifts and or promises to visit a counselor. Do not be deceived because he will finally shower you with punches after hooking you up.
Woman beaters do not love their women. What they call love others call control and possession.
They beat their women because they keep thinking can get away with it, because it is how woman beaters have learned to control their women to get what they want.
If he Has Beaten you before he Probably Will do it Again
This is a great sign that your partner will beat the hell out of you more and more, whether he later cautioned himself or whether he finally landed the hand or punch on you. He might apologise or blame satan for his acts, because he cant nor will he ever take blame or responsibility for being a Woman Beater, he will even shower his woman with with gifts and or promises to visit a counselor. Do not be deceived because he will finally shower you with punches after hooking you up.
Woman beaters do not love their women. What they call love others call control and possession.
They beat their women because they keep thinking can get away with it, because it is how woman beaters have learned to control their women to get what they want.
That guy Kevin has been beating on all his women and children for the past 30 years, and ruined three familys ...no wonder he cant keep a family together, his such a dirtbag, and a woman beater.
by Lazer Beamzz September 27, 2018
Get the Woman Beater mug.A scary beast who transforms into a cannibal at night who goes around to eat people.
Then she stuffs their bones and blood into a pot and cooks it into a delectable dish
Also has a liking to the taste of baby flesh
Then she stuffs their bones and blood into a pot and cooks it into a delectable dish
Also has a liking to the taste of baby flesh
by rihbvuiregburgh October 10, 2008
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