Somebody who is so good at masturbating that the can cum whenever they wish, weather it be later or sooner
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Get the weenie wank mug.The act of rotating on a swivel chair at high speed while stroking your sexual organs.using a combination of g force and friction to bring about orgasmic spasms in said sexual organs.
'am I right in thinking this is IKEA?'
'You are right to hold such a notion in your tiny mind'
'Then please sir,show me your swivel chairs!'
'Oh,I see,your in to swivel wanking?fair play!'
'You are right to hold such a notion in your tiny mind'
'Then please sir,show me your swivel chairs!'
'Oh,I see,your in to swivel wanking?fair play!'
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It doesn't feel the same after anymore, nothing is real and time is irrelevant after you've tried Ultra wanking
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A person who does this is a diddle wanker and should be respected.
A person who does this is a diddle wanker and should be respected.
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