lass wanker

A bloke who constantly gets on your nerves so you feel the need to call him a lass wanker.

Liam Joey thinks Chelsea will finish top 4, what a lass wanker!

by Tupaclivesincuba November 06, 2022

Trophy wanker

A man who wanks over trophys

You fucking trophy wanker

by Thecreatorofthedictonariy January 18, 2020

hobnocking wanker

The literal meaning is: A British person that slaps people with their phallus and jerks off a lot.

Jack is so lame, he is a hobnocking wanker

by Louiemonte09 April 28, 2014

Hanky Wanker

The British version of the Hanky Wank

Blimey! You’re quite the Hanky Wanker with fleshlight, aye chap?

Shall we have a hanky wanker then?
Aye, let’s to it. I’m positively randy presently.

by doctordual639 March 01, 2024

Wanker biscuit

Wanker biscuit is when a wanker fucks than shoved it up their dick hole and comes out the mouth

Hey Adam I wanker biscuit last night when I thigh fog your moms unicorn hair

by Wanker biscuit August 03, 2020

didgeridoo wanker

someone that prefers getting wanked off by someone with long acrylic nails

i know a right didgeridoo wanker.. never getting it from me

by longnailednitch January 31, 2021

J-Wanker

People who want to be like John Anthony(International Dating Coach) but don’t have the balls to learn game and will be wanking by themselves for the rest of their lives.

So you've been watching John's roast videos on YouTube all afternoon but you haven't been on a date in four years? Time to stop being a J-Wanker bro. Have you booked a call with his team yet?

by July 12, 2022