windshield wiper

While two men are having missionary style sex, the receiving individual in the bottom position rubs his preferrably moist, erect member across his lover's belly in a sweeping motion, comparable to that of a windshield wiper.

The windshield wiper can also be enjoyed by straight and/or lesbain couples with the assistance of strap-on dildos.

Call the Mechanic! That windshield wiper only made things wetter!

by Spase Peepole January 29, 2004

wiper

A person who cannot do anything for themselves, including whiping their own butt.

We have a wiper at the counter that needs assistance.

by Meredith N. January 28, 2008

wired

A term used to describe someone or yourself after a prolonged period of computer usage and the tiredness assositaed with it.

"Dude, you look wired after playing Quake 3 for 19 days straight."

by 80\/\/Z4 June 15, 2003

Ghost wipe

When you’re done pooping and, a few minutes later, you still feel sticky so you wipe again and the remnants of your last departed one are still apparent on the toilet paper.

I pinched a giant loaf at work and still felt gooey in my asscrack so I did a ghost wipe an hour later and it looked like the bib from a senile tobacco chewer!

by Marco Porno September 4, 2019

Wipe out tomato town

To have sex with someone who is on their period

Darren: “yo bro didn’t you stay the night at jens house last night?”

Chad: “hell yeah bro she was on her period tho. But you know I’m always down to wipe out tomato town”

by Frankbankskank42 April 13, 2021

non-wiper

Someone who is so fat that it is physically impossible for them to reach their arse for the purposes of wiping up after a dump. Their arms just aren't long enough to reach around, across, under or through the mounds of lard.
Their arms typically bounce up and down on the mounds of lard as they waddle along.

Look at that - there's a non-wiper if I ever saw one. How does he clean up??

by Barnsider September 3, 2010

No Wiper

There’s no such thing as a no wiper because you have to wipe to know if it’s a no wiper.

Guy 1: Oh bro I just took a massive shit and it was a no wiper.

Guy 2: How do you know it was a no wiper?
Guy 1: I wiped and there was nothing on the toilet paper.
Guy 2: so you wiped.
Guy 1: oh...true

Guy 2: exactly, no such thing as a no wiper.

by TheRussianHammer November 28, 2017