Varun Prabhu

Varun Prabhu is one of the greatest men to ever have walked the earth. He was the first man to travel to a parallel universe, where he was also the first man to land on jupiter.

This great creation of the cosmos is renowned to have killed 40 Romulans with his bare hands in 3 and a half minutes.

In parallel universes the varun the prabhu is also known as the father of interstellar travel. he also gets a lot of head from outer-space alien chicks.

People in parallel universes say.

"oh my god varun prabhu just boned me"

and for that they get awarded and recive a free coffee mug which says "boned by prabhu"

Its a huge achievement.

by Shatbag February 21, 2011

Vargas

Translation from old brazilian portuguese to always mad. When you are always mad you are Vargas. No matter what you are doing or how happy you are, you are mad, even when you are happy you are mad.

"How it's going?"
"Vargas."

by gustavodpont November 28, 2017

vark

when someone has a blond moment or brain fart; also accompanied by the "vark scale" (see "vark scale")

"Man that was so dumb. That was like a 10 on the vark scale"

by Mr. Martin's 1st period March 28, 2009

varwig

(N) a person, typically male, that is absolutely bottom-of-the-barrel. Never fits in, yet constantly tries to, and is oblivious to his being the black sheep while still finding himself to be hilarious or very attractive. May date smaller, spurrier blonde women and "fall in love" with them after two weeks of sporadic dating (while she is getting plowed by several other men). Usually found in either Nebraska or Las Vegas, plaguing individuals with his total lack of self-worth.

Varwig could also be used in reference to feces or a rectum.

"God, that guy is such a varwig."
Or
"I just took the biggest varwig, it filled the bowl."
Or
"I may try to put it in her varwig tonight."

by Floppy wiener May 27, 2014

vark

We have this saying around these parts and we thought that it would be nice to share this with our funny word-loving friends. It's called "varking", and it's a verb.

To vark. First, a little history: there was a very famous dog around here a year or so ago that liked to sniff around alot, and when she did, she looked just like an aardvark. She would poke and sniff for hours in this aardvark position, and we started calling this action "aardvarking" and later shortened it to "varking". So if you ever find yourself walking around, looking at something here and some other thing there or not really anything much at all...well you can say that you are varking!

by Ned Sneed February 10, 2004

Varick

Varicks are many things:

1. An anorexic freak who you find interest counting his ribs.

2. Desperate young man

3. Newb who makes crappy videos for youtube

4. White Steve Erkul

5. That dude that doesn't hang out with guys. (EVER)

6. Chief who defends honorably

Did you see those Varick videos!? He keeps talking about Kerry and he never stops counting his ribs!!

by Uber V July 10, 2010

Varekai

Cool; very skillful; awesome.

Usually spoken with a flourish. Can also be taken as 'très' varekai meaning very varekai. The reason why very varekai is not used is because 'very' varekai is too much of an alliteration and the word originated from Quebec/ Northern United States area where French is spoken.

"That performance was très varekai."

"Your skills are varekai, man."

by Juanski Miklowski October 20, 2004