varwig 

(N) a person, typically male, that is absolutely bottom-of-the-barrel. Never fits in, yet constantly tries to, and is oblivious to his being the black sheep while still finding himself to be hilarious or very attractive. May date smaller, spurrier blonde women and "fall in love" with them after two weeks of sporadic dating (while she is getting plowed by several other men). Usually found in either Nebraska or Las Vegas, plaguing individuals with his total lack of self-worth.

Varwig could also be used in reference to feces or a rectum.

"God, that guy is such a varwig."
Or
"I just took the biggest varwig, it filled the bowl."
Or
"I may try to put it in her varwig tonight."

varwig by Floppy wiener May 27, 2014

varnigh 

1. Northern England adj. very nearly, almost (always negative).

Used in areas of Northern England to signify "very nearly" or "almost" in a negative concept.

How mate, you varnigh spilled my pint!

I varnigh punched him in the face.

varnigh by LGF92 January 19, 2010

vardig 

a person's underwear.

Driggs did Boo Boo in his vardig. Hey, it is shit.

vardig by R Muk March 25, 2008

varigo 

varigo is the ship between Varian and Hugo from tangled (go to YouTube for more information , I'm not a dictionary pfft)

varigo is perfect and everyone who ships it is a happy person

varigo is my otp , I would literally die for these two

varigo by I would die for varian August 15, 2020

Vartigonic 

A particular type of edible liquid, of the unreasonably foul kind, typically consisting of overuse of butter starch and categorical disagreement to a degree not permissible by the dimensional high council, for it's disgust and tendency to cause cataclysmic diarrhea, to such an extent that only certain beings can even process it's compounds.

Stanch was so overwhelmed by the sheer vartigonic of his ice of glass tea, to the extent that he expelled most of what he had for lunch the previous daylight cycle.

Vartigonic by ScreeeTurkey January 5, 2022

varnigh 

varnigh is a northern slang for very nearly

you varnigh hit that woman then with that ball

varnigh by judy March 15, 2004

vardig 

a person's underwear.

Driggs did Boo Boo in his vardig. Hey, it is shit.

vardig by R Muk March 23, 2008