Twitter ® is basically a Karen's playground! You can't post anything without an argument of some kind.
Also known to make people lose brain cells from the crap that user_39786766859688_ spews out of their b*tchy mouth!
You will also very likely be cancelled for something stupid.
Also known to make people lose brain cells from the crap that user_39786766859688_ spews out of their b*tchy mouth!
You will also very likely be cancelled for something stupid.
"don't download Twitter, you'll regret it"
"How to lose brain cells, step.1 download Twitter"
"Twitter cancelled my account for the third time this week"
"How to lose brain cells, step.1 download Twitter"
"Twitter cancelled my account for the third time this week"
by TheBraceletgirl November 21, 2021

A social media platform full of people who support terrorists and constantly change the definitions created by psychologists. Also, everyone there, for one reason or the other, believes that being trans is a mental disorder.
by Byyiiissshhe November 14, 2023

Twitter is a place where you can share videos pictures or just share how you're feeling.
Twitter now, is like the new dark web. if you are looking to download Twitter prepare for traumatization!
Twitter now, is like the new dark web. if you are looking to download Twitter prepare for traumatization!
"Donald Trump just tweeted"
"oh my god did you see the new Twitter video!? she had maggots in her cooch"
"oh my god did you see the new Twitter video!? she had maggots in her cooch"
by daddyJosi February 13, 2022

A place where you get unliked for existing (usually known as being Cancelled) Twitter is usually the home of fatherless children.
by MileClemets November 14, 2021

Alan, "Audrey, you've left a load of pubes in the pan again"
Audrey, "No I haven't, I shaved my axewound in the shower before we went out"
Alan, "You neglected the Twitter again, didn't you Audrey!"
Audrey, "No I haven't, I shaved my axewound in the shower before we went out"
Alan, "You neglected the Twitter again, didn't you Audrey!"
by Dirtylocks Jackson May 9, 2020

The origin area for the consecutive hellspawn of all teenage pretentiousness and arrogance done in the most casual, shameless way possible. Usernames and bios are the most informal texts ever seen in history with special characters, emojis, and other symbols being spread everywhere on the site. Avatars and banners are also in the scale of "undignified anime girls/boys" to "outdated subjective meme."
During an argument, both subjects always misinterpret the full picture of the other's point and act narcissistic and incredibly full of themselves, mixing up who's universally right and who's universally wrong for anyone spectating and sowing moral confusion among their own peers as well as those who don't use Twitter.
These Twitter users incidentally have the exact same mindset when they shift over to TikTok, only they can express their views even more unpleasantly than they already did.
During an argument, both subjects always misinterpret the full picture of the other's point and act narcissistic and incredibly full of themselves, mixing up who's universally right and who's universally wrong for anyone spectating and sowing moral confusion among their own peers as well as those who don't use Twitter.
These Twitter users incidentally have the exact same mindset when they shift over to TikTok, only they can express their views even more unpleasantly than they already did.
Look at all those pretentious Twitter people acting like they're the next Messiahs and rational Devil's Advocates thinking they're going to save the world from doom. It's fucking hilarious to watch.
by commentspae December 10, 2020

the largest containment board, followed by reddit and the now dead tumblr
basically just a huge insane asylum for people with no life
basically just a huge insane asylum for people with no life
guy 1: I hate twitter
guy 2: me too
guy 3: wsp top g players how are you????
guy 1 and 2: shut the fuck up twitter twat
guy 2: me too
guy 3: wsp top g players how are you????
guy 1 and 2: shut the fuck up twitter twat
by unfunny man August 24, 2022
