Knob Turner

A song that makes you reach for the volume knop and turn it up real loud.

Man, that new Dwarves song really is one hell of a knob turner!

by merchboer August 27, 2012

BRAD TURNER

HAS A 12 INCH PENIS...AROUND. BUT ITS ONLY A INCH LONG SO ITS LIKE A MAYONAISE JAR LID.

BRAD TURNER IS DEFINATLEY GOT A BRAD TURNER

by TURNER93 October 5, 2012

Sapphic Turner

A sapphic turner is a sapphic has has so much power that they are able to turn anyone into a sapphic.

An example of a sapphic turner is: Chloe Moriondo

Pluto: omg did you know that chloe moriondo is a sapphic turner ?
June: Yeah ! they turned me into a sapphic.
Pluto: NO WAY SHE TURNED ME INTO A SAPPHIC TOO !!

by NeoAkaPluto December 8, 2020

community towel turner

someone who does the junk under the smellpipe in my lawn. weird.

hey that community towel turner is pretty cute. i'd let him soil my linen. "gee, thanks"

by homowner12 February 9, 2009

No U-Turn

Used after saying something, meaning no going back, straight foward.

Even though I love my ex-boyfriend, he wanted to get back with me, after I caught him cheating! So im straight No U-turn.

by 2DotDee July 9, 2011

turned

1. a defineition to discribe when a vampire changes a mortal into a vampire.
2. When a holy/shaman man displays his unflinching faith in the face of evil and that evil is repelled.

1. When I become a god all mortals in my path will be intantly turned.

2. As the malevolent spirits approached their last refuge form the turmoil he was able to turn them away.

by Tyrumble July 2, 2006

Turned off the Dark

Any show with high production values that is completely terrible and incoherent. A reference to the Broadway musical, Spiderman, Turn off the Dark. Similar to "Jumping the Shark"

Dude, did you see that new play about the nuns?

Yeah, they really turned off the dark for that one.

by The Green Fire April 19, 2011