Turd Lip

When someone smells something that has a foul odor causing them to make a weird gesture with there lip/face.
Unfortunately for some people they were born with turd lip.

She had turd lip

Turd Lip by KanyeWesten May 13, 2010

turd cabin 

a small enclosed area in which to defacate, such as an outhouse or covered kitty litter box with a door.

Socks is sure stirring up something in his turd cabin!

turd cabin by Redvelvette May 7, 2011

turd hurler

One who uses the male/female ecrements to launch off on unsuspecting victims. Also an unrecognized sport in southern parts of the country.

Dude I just got tagged in the face by that roided ass turd hurler

turd hurler by MacdaddyAge May 30, 2011

Turd Ghost 

A fart

He cleared the room with one of his infamous Turd Ghost.

Turd Ghost by DivineFarter May 31, 2011

turd burglar

Another name for shithead; a term for someone that really pissed you off.

Mark, your such a turd burglar! Gimme my sammich back!

turd burglar by dr sauce October 28, 2011

turd burgeler

Someone who steals shit from you or someone else.

Dude is such a Turd Burgeler. Always stealing shit.

turd burgeler by Rocko Da Pimp December 30, 2014

turd flirting 

Turd flirting occurs when you have a massive dooker on-deck but you're still trying to push out those last few, extra stinky farts. You know...the farts that have to pass around the turd log before they escape from your anus?

Dude 1: I totally shit my pants yesterday. I was turd flirting , pushed a little too hard and rocketed a shit-log right into my shorts.
Dude 2: Bummer
Dude 1: Tell me about it...

turd flirting by Moose-balls January 29, 2017