Tree Sex

The act of having sex in a trees. Prevents pregnancy in most cases.

Maybell was very happy when the pregnancy test came out negative after having tree sex with her boyfriend.

by Animals in suits March 31, 2010

cut the tree down

the act of trying to get rid of a boner

I had to cut the tree down today in math class because i was about to have to stand up in front of the class.

by TST November 24, 2006

tree change

A 'tree change' is a phrase used to describe the move from city living to a more rural/country setting. Those looking to leave the hustle and bustle of the city behind often find themselves packing up their studio apartment and buying or renting a house in the bush.

Swapping congested city streets for a breath of fresh mountain air sounds idyllic but is a 'tree change' all it's cracked up to be?

by Sydney Brony April 1, 2015

fake tree syndrome

When suburb families over compensate for their fake Christmas tree by filling their front yard with over priced and gaudy Christmas decorations. Sufferers are often loathed by neighbors but seem to be very proud of themselves.

Vandals destroyed Christmas themed lawn decorations in a St. Louis suburb today. Estimates range from $900-$1050 from one address alone. Victim assumed to be over compensating for having a fake tree by filling their front yard with over priced, gaudy Christmas crap. A practice commonly known as Fake Tree Syndrome.

by Dwight Shrute December 10, 2008

Naked Tree

NAKED TREE

A position ones boyfriend might assume, to hide from a child who might catch them sleeping in their mothers bed.

"Oh no! My kids up! Quick, be a naked tree"

by Todd&G April 24, 2008

Lemon Pammii Tree

A tree of RS that grows lemons, symbolic of both the sweetness of fruit and the bitterness of earth. Many people do not know that she has twenty kids and she lives in the shoe. All-powerful, all-beautiful.

Lemon Pammii Tree

by Ryan1n2n3n4n May 22, 2009

Ur Family Tree LGBT

The imortal god of “ur” jokes

WARNING DO NOT ISE LIGHTLY

AFFESTS THE INNER MOST SOUL!!! If some one survives they will have major PTSD

Joe: u smell like butt

Jim: no u

Joe: ur mom gay
Jim: ur sister a mister

Joe: UR FAMILY TREE LGBT

*Jim dies of eternal suffering and herpes and other stds, face implodes with the rest of his body

by Imtheurjokegod February 19, 2019