Salad Toss Bomb

Ripping A massive fart while getting your butthole licked

Me-"Dude me and my girl were totally doing an ass eat style 69 and halfway through she kind of pulled down on my tummy to try to get some tongue penetration on my brown star and -I should note we had a chicken fry with red beans and rice for dinner-I gave her a salad toss bomb right down the esophagus!"
Me-"Then she squirted on my face for the thousandth time"😕
(My girls a squirter)
My friend-"Righteous dude."

by SpaceAntelope April 28, 2014

Tootski

The art of taking a shot of hard liquor straight from the bottle.

Jane: Hey honey, how was work?
Roger: Aghh I had a pretty long day.
Jane: Well there is some Schnapps in the freezer if you are looking for a Tootski to take the edge off.

by Kflexin November 20, 2016

toss salad

to jack off a man cock

baby you know how to toss my salad, lick up the extra dressing

by mo March 7, 2005

Toots

A word used to describe a dope situation, akin to "word" or "tight" also used to describe the way you feel after getting "tooted" or high. Can be used as a verb

Jon: "Bro I just killed a 3 gram dab"

Jake: "Toots"

"I'm about to toots it up rn"

"That's pretty toots"

by Jakeysawnnnn March 20, 2017

tootsie roll

when someone takes a huge runny shit all over a bed and makes another person roll around in it.

"Personally, I prefer the Tootsie Roll because it covers a greater surface area unlike its close relative the Cleavland Steamer which only covers the chest. I'm down for a Tootsie Roll anytime!"

by Brelly February 29, 2008

toofs

a socially retarded, materialistic, stuck up, female whom everyone wants to see savagely murdered.

MANDI; people who believe in diesel jeans; people who value clothes and money above more important things; people who use big words to make others think they are intelligent.

by Nap. Dy. September 8, 2004

tootsies

Tootsies is the secret code name for the hotttttest guy in school!!!!!!!! he is so dreamy and like every girl loves him!!!!!!! i'm not going to say his real name, but i will give you a hint.... he has brown eyes, brown hair, mumbles, is popular, and is in 7th grade in new canaan!!!!

stop mumbling and kiss me

by celebrity April 22, 2005