B kool bag your tool

Means: "wear a condom".

B kool bag your tool.

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

UDT (Urban Dictionary Tool)

Someone who spends countless hours trolling urbandictionary.com, memorizing a plethora of phrases and spends an inordinate amount of time plotting how to casually slip them into daily conversation while claiming all the credit

Kyle: Damn its a march of dimes in here homes!

Phil to Scott: Man that Kyle is such a UDT (Urban Dictionary Tool).

by Bochonic July 14, 2009

cool out with your tool out

1.To masturbate(if you are a guy) and/or to just sit down and relax with your penis portruding out of your pants.

2.To go out with someone and/or to go somewhere with the intention of having sex.

Syn: hang out with your wang out

1. I was so bored and tired when I got home from work, so I got out my girly magazines and proceeded to cool out with my tool out.

2a. After scoring this one hot chick at the party, I went to go cool out with my tool out with her.

2b. Since I am so bored and horny today, I'm going to go to the local brothel and cool out with my tool out.

by Mark H July 22, 2004

Don’t be a fool wrap your tool!

When the guy your hooking up with won’t use a condom or when your boyfriend wants to get you preggers, but you’re not ready for snotty nosed kids.

I think he wanted to get me pregnant! I only wanted his dick not his kid.. so I said “don’t be a fool wrap your tool!”

by Berthabear3000 May 24, 2019

building a shed over a dead tool

a pot belly of an older gentleman

"Since I saw you last, I see you have been building a shed over a dead tool"

by chscobblestone February 27, 2014

B kool bag your tool

This is a phrase commonly used by construction workers and contractors as a helpful reminder not to leave hardware on the ground or any other place where it could potentially harm unsuspecting co-workers. The same goes for your penis.

"Hey John. Don't leave your penis on the ground. B kool bag your tool. And don't leave that saw on the ladder either."

by Tyrone Jenkins July 31, 2006

omWacking Off In My Tool Shed

Originated from Beavis and Butthead when Beavis whacks off in a neighbor's(Anderson's) toolshed.

verb.Masterbating in one's toolshed

"Have you been whackin off in meh toolshed?"

by Kat Johnson June 10, 2006