E-tool 

An entrenching tool, E-tool, or trenching tool is a collapsible spade used by military forces for a variety of military purposes. Survivalists, campers, hikers and other outdoors groups have found it to be indispensable in field use. Modern entrenching tools are usually collapsible and made using steel, aluminum, or other light metals.

Private fuckballs, grab your E-tool and dig me a latrine.

E-tool by x BILKO x September 22, 2016

dirty garden tool 

When you want to call someone a hoe, but you can't because someone important is around, so you just say this.

You: Fucking hoe!
Momma: Da faq you just call your sister?!
You: A dirty garden tool!

dirty garden tool by OneDirectionMakesMeWantToDie March 27, 2017

ePic GAmER TOoL 

NO WORDS

KID: GuEsS WhAt
KID2: WhAt! DiD yOu GeT AnoTHer ViRus
KID: N0 I gOt aN ePic GAmEr TOoL

ePic GAmER TOoL by I EAT FURRYS AND CHILDREN September 29, 2020

blue-tool

A blue-tool is a person that wears a blue-tooth headset 24/7, just to look cool. In extreme cases the blue-tools in question were found to have worn their headset even without the phone.

Jeremiah: Look at Chris, trying to impress the chicks with he blue-tooth

Jack: Yea man, he's such a blue-tool. I hear he even wears that thing to bed.

blue-tool by Jack Sch***** January 2, 2009

bluetooth tool 

is the person who is all ways wearing there bluetooth ear peice. It is also someone who just wears it for status.

Jim is such a bluetooth tool he sleep with that stupid ear peice on.

bluetooth tool by thexsneeky December 9, 2007

Coming out of the tool shed 

To openly admit to being a douche bag/tool.

David: Guys, i think i've been a douche to you lately. My bad.
Greg: Looks like someones finally coming out of the tool shed.

Coming out of the tool shed by cariboumoosepiss August 16, 2011

sex tool

A resident of Fargo, ND, who's personality is characterized as "extremely unusual." This is a self-fulfilling title and was first used by the one and only "Brett Lewis"

Hey, im the sex tool, ehehehe

sex tool by ranger36 May 16, 2006