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Toasted Loins

1. When a person has no second thoughts about performing an awkward social action, where the normal person would have to psych himself up for the experiance.

2. When a person does the same, but with a physically painful or difficult action, again with no forethought or mental preperation.

3. In simpler terms "Toasted Loins" is often used in place of "Badass". Not entirely correct as "toasted loins" is more a result of extreme social training, or in the physical aspect, being kinda thick.

4. Meaning comes from the idea that if your balls are all hot you get reckless an antsy. If you toasted them (omg ow) therefore, you would do anything.
1. "wooah, Rob just went up to that guy and laid him out straight. Did you see that?! He's got toasted loins, man."

2. "Man, punch that wall."
*punch*
"holy hell man, you'r loins are toasted!"

3. (INCORRECT USEAGE) "He just beat up that guy, he's so cool, his loins are toasty!"
by BigBadBad March 22, 2009
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toasticles

The pun on testicles for a person who's nickname has something to do with bread mainly "toast" or "toaster"
You hit toaster in his toasticles
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toast

adj.; bay slang for bad, terrible.
Rahul: "I ate some pussy last night."
Elijah: "Ugh, that shit TOAST!"
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Toast

Douchebag 1: Bro I am so toast
Douchebag 2: Oh...well have you met Melissa?
Douchebag 1: Nice!!!
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Toastally

the act of being toasty and stoned at the same time. Toastally stoned. comfycozy. Warm and toasted. Totally stoned.
Sarah and Nichole are feeling quite toasty and stoned. They're feeling toastally stoned.
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Toaster Job

The act of inserting one's penis into a toaster oven in order to obtain a darker penis.
I heard that the girls are now into darker skin, so I gave my sh-long a toaster job!
by Butler Butt Clogger September 13, 2011
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Toast

Fresh, original as opposed to retoast.
"Yo nigga, did you see Jamal's new kicks?"
"Yee bro, that shit's toast as fuck!"
by mylodoo November 28, 2011
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