beef nut

The larger left testicle of a muscular bovine of a man.

I was just in the football team’s shower after practice this morning and I saw Chad’s sack. Man has a Thiqué beef nut on him.

by Cômrådę Thicqué December 25, 2020

Nut Master

Someone who Nuts so hard, they black out. They tend to feel horny whenever they're nervous.

Guy 1: What Happened?
Guy 2: Some guy had a Nut Master Problem, in the movie theater. The entire Cinema had to be evacuated it got so bad.

by Hindu Magic School Bus April 12, 2022

Synchro-nut

noun
When two or more persons engaging in sexual activities orgasm and/or ejaculate in concert.
verb
The act of orgasming and/or ejaculating in concert with one or more other persons.

noun
That was the best synchro-nut I've ever had.
verb
There's nothing quite like synchro-nutting with one of your best homies.

by MostValuableB November 25, 2018

Nut Cap

The plug that forms inside the tip of your penis due to the presence of excess semen after ejaculation.

Bryan: Hey guys, after I nutted this morning I took a piss and totally watched the nut cap shoot out of my dick.

by JDawg098 August 20, 2011

whiskey nuts

one who drinks to much and has psychic tendencies

that bum just threw his whiskey bottle at my head he must have gone whiskey nuts

by slayerofwords May 11, 2010

Fear Nut

To ejaculate while in the state of being afraid. Usually occurs when someone is about to find you masturbating and you have to rub one out before they catch you.

I had a fear nut because my mom was about to walk in on me while masturbating.

by WowwhyOFTW May 2, 2017

Gravy nuts

When on a hot day your nuts get a thick white to off white paste that your underwear stick to. In some cases it may be watery and will soak thru the pants.

Hey bob you got any napkins I got a mean case of gravy nuts. And its stinking

by Mr rumplenuts April 20, 2017