TikTok

A platform where stupid people go to make dumb videos that they assume are good for their health and popular.

Person 1: Have you seen the new challenge about the pod things?
Person 2: Yeah.The one about the kids eating tide pods?
Person 1: Yeah that one! On TikTok!
Person 2: Of course where all the stupid people are.

by Why_DoI_3xist? May 31, 2021

im 18 tiktok

a phrase teenage girls who make slutty content on tiktok put in their video description so that they dont get banned

girl: *posts a video of her dancing without leaving much room for the imagination*
girl: IM 18 TIKTOK DONT REMOVE

by buttfingerer August 29, 2024

Tiktok Shop Guru

An annoying individual who promotes products on TikTok Shop they pretend to own or care about for commission.

They will tell often have terribly annoying acting and say things like "Somebody from Monster is getting fired! Cause you can get 4 packs of white Monster for ONLY 50 VITENAMISE DONG and shipping is only sixteen times the price of the item!"

Son: "Dad, I'm going to start committing war crimes and felonies daily"

Dad: "No worries son, as long as you don't become a TikTok Shop Guru"

by Vantik74 September 9, 2024

Grant Wisler carpet tiktoks

Noun; A video on tiktok where half of the screen is a video of the famous tiktoker Grant Wisler, and the other half is of a video of carpets being cleaned.

Bro those Grant Wisler carpet tiktoks always steal videos from Grant Wisler and just add carpet cleaning next to it.

by johnwhat6 November 17, 2024

TikTok

A platform where 5 year olds sing and pretend to get lost to 16 year olds pretend to get head and show what their tongue do. whether is old men duetting little girls twerking, furries, e thots, anime bitches, Deseret e boys or the massive amount of stolen content without credit we all know and love tik tok

jack: what the fuck are those girls doing

john: theyre doing TikTok dances

jack: kinda hot tho

john: what are u doing now
jack: downloading tik tok

by jules18 October 16, 2019

TikTok

Welcome to TikTok: A place with Famous people who steal videos by not famous people and everyone is quitting because of TikTok shadow banning them for exactly no reason

TikTok is shadow banning me for no reason!

by Canadian Keyboard October 16, 2019

TikTok

An app us teens use to see other people do random shit and later in school to quote the videos

J:big boobs...? what? child anyways so
M: oh i loved that tiktok

by akakakkskq October 16, 2019