A Chinese app that's a threat to national security. The American government has officially banned TikTok as of today, January 19th 2025
American government - TikTok is a threat to national security so it's banned to protect your data.
Americans - We'll just migrate to RedNote, a Chinese app in Mandarin instead.
Americans - We'll just migrate to RedNote, a Chinese app in Mandarin instead.
by anonymous January 18, 2025
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that a user becomes trapped in, the longer they spend online the deeper they go, to the point where you get home from work sit down have a scroll, you check the clock and 3 hours have passed 😬. The social media equivalent to a Ket hole if you will. Many a snowflake and millennial have tried to escape the deep grasp of the Tiktok hole, only to become trapped and enthralled in pointless cat videos and kitchen hacks.
that a user becomes trapped in, the longer they spend online the deeper they go, to the point where you get home from work sit down have a scroll, you check the clock and 3 hours have passed 😬. The social media equivalent to a Ket hole if you will. Many a snowflake and millennial have tried to escape the deep grasp of the Tiktok hole, only to become trapped and enthralled in pointless cat videos and kitchen hacks.
I'm stuck in a Tiktok well.
"Hi Jerry, I can't come in to work today I was up all night in a Tiktok Well."
"Ah well, your not actually on the rota for today, but It does however explain where you have been AWOL for yesterday's shift. What have I told you about diving to deep?"
"Hi Jerry, I can't come in to work today I was up all night in a Tiktok Well."
"Ah well, your not actually on the rota for today, but It does however explain where you have been AWOL for yesterday's shift. What have I told you about diving to deep?"
by The punny rascal July 20, 2022
Get the Tiktok well mug.-a stupid nigga where they only read existentialist books like kafka, camus and dostoyevsky and neglecting other philosophical movement and schools because of tiny their stupid fucking brain to comprehend a book not long than the 19th century.
stupid nigga: i read camus and kafka bro yes i understand life
me (an intellectual): you dont understand shit, nigga. i hope you get raped by a gorilla.
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me (an intellectual): you dont understand shit, nigga. i hope you get raped by a gorilla.
tiktok philosopher
by trolley or trolling? April 25, 2024
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Person 1: Dude I cant believe that Gojo got taken down by Toji! Gojo's so much weaker than Toji.
Person 2: Stop being such a Tiktok Reader, Toji had to tire him out!
Person 2: Stop being such a Tiktok Reader, Toji had to tire him out!
by sillygod.. November 21, 2025
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Friend: oh I have tiktok I have 12.k and lots of friends I been going viral really fast
Friend: oh I have tiktok I have 12.k and lots of friends I been going viral really fast
by .tiktoks. December 28, 2021
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Some other Dude: What the fuck bro. We can’t be friends.
Gary: Bro-
Some other Dude: shut the hell up Gary.
Some other Dude: What the fuck bro. We can’t be friends.
Gary: Bro-
Some other Dude: shut the hell up Gary.
by Couchhehe January 4, 2020
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if you have TikTok, you're around retards with a small amount of actual funny people.
GOD most of humanity has devolved.
if you have TikTok, you're around retards with a small amount of actual funny people.
GOD most of humanity has devolved.
Guy 1: hey bro u use TikTok??
Guy 2: do not talk to me ever again, get the fuck out there's the door you fucking cuckhong
Guy 1: what's wro-
Guy 2: please leave TikTok sucks
Guy 2: do not talk to me ever again, get the fuck out there's the door you fucking cuckhong
Guy 1: what's wro-
Guy 2: please leave TikTok sucks
by LeonTheRedGuy and Stuff November 2, 2021
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