Emil Thiesen

A guy who gets no play, is a bit of bitch, and most likely will never get a single win in fortnite

man 1: bro look its emil thiesen
man 2: so glad im not him, he a bitch lowkey

by Sir Ras October 13, 2022

The Thies

When you eat hotwings and accidentally use your spicy fingers while having sex.

Margret: "Dude, you gave me The Thies last night."
Joe: "Sorry I had spicy food."

by Het ventje December 3, 2022

anger thirst

Anger Thirst (verb):
1. The thoughts and wishes people hold inside about the harm or thoughts of harm they wish on whoever is deemed an enemy.

2. Silently wishing a person would have nature takes it course and have them expire.

3. When your mouth salivates as anger builds. That can result in crying from anger or going the fuck off.

4. You feel ”going postal is an option”

Anger thirst got me feeling some type of way today. My boss can go fuck herself/himself in this moment.

by SitcomCriscia April 6, 2023

Ups thirsty Thursday

A secret code originated by the teamsters back in the 1970s, forcing every ups driver to have sex with a least one person of the same sex, the last Thursday of every month, twice in the month of June, to help celebrate juneteeth. a driver will be terminated immediately for not following protocol. Any driver that has completed the amazing feat of sexually servicing every customer on there route, will get to go to a sporting event of their choice and all the beverages they can enjoy! Ups thirsty Thursday was lit!!!

Yo mountain, congrats on completing that amazing feat!!! Bud lite at the vols game on me!!! It's ups thirsty Thursday bitches!!!

by Lilrichard123 May 10, 2023

The Thirst Quencher

When you get a friend and make them piss in a bottle and you choose a friend to chug the piss

Yo dude wanna try The Thirst Quencher shits gonna be fun

by Gynomorph shark August 14, 2023

The thirsties

When you have smoked marijuana and you have unquenchable thirst.

Damn, on 4/20 I had a serious case of the thirsties.

by 420rdogg September 10, 2023

Unintended Thirst Law

The law to which describes the scenario when an artist or creator purposefully makes a character possess the traits to which would make it an undesirable person. As an opposite result of what you would expect, the said character incites attraction in great masses for no currently explainable reason or cause.

(To anyone asking, yes, I made up this term.)
(And fuck you, im coining it)

Creator: This character’s name is Finglesnork, it is an amalgamation of sentient pork fat and the cartilage of multiple animals. It spends whatever time it has lingering the streets hoping to devour puppies and lost babies.
Fanbase: I want this thing to fill whatever holes I have in my body and leave me a mess
Creator: Dear god I hate the fundamentals of Unintended Thirst Law

by this_is_a_recorded_message December 19, 2023