Leather Tube

When you get aggressively fuck a cow.

Person 1: Yo, did you hear what happened to Jerry when he ran out onto that field?
Person 2: Yeah, he leather tubed'ed a couple of the farmer's cows. I filmed it and put it up on pornhub!
Person1: Sweet! What's the link?

by KittenPopo May 29, 2020

london tube

An uncircumcised British men's "old man."

That dude at the urinal was totally rocking a London Tube!

So I slept with this guy I picked up at the club last night, and he had a serious London Tube!

by Seattle White Thunder October 13, 2015

Jiffy Tube

The TV that is at Jiffy Lube on the wall of the waiting area. No one is entertained by it. The remote sits in plain sight, yet no one dares to change the channel in fear someone else is watching it. Asking to change it is not an option because Mike, sitting on the other couch in white New Balances is on his Otterbox-covered iPhone 4S yelling at his son Timmy for being a lazy fuck and never getting off his Nintendo.

Man: your oil needs to be changed.

Man 2: fuck! I hate having to sit there and watch the Jiffy Tube.

by Daniel10000 October 03, 2018

Fish In a Tube

Fish in a tube is a meme that expresses the mind of an 8th grader.

FISH IN A TUBE!!!! Lol

by salpaka September 21, 2020

cougar tube

A cougar tube is the dick of a man that is 10 years younger than a specific woman that is 40 and over.

I met this woman at a club and realized all she wanted was my cougar tube.

by Leftcoast3333 February 20, 2016

tube lure

Somebody who gets exponentially less attractive as you get closer.

Danny immediately realized that he'd hit a tube lure.

by catfishsucktmy---- April 24, 2018

Tube Digging

To search through youtube for samples for hip hop beats alternative to crate digging

Aye I was tube digging last night and I came across a great frank Zappa piece for this beat I was making

by Zelldell April 15, 2015