The Sneaky Gauntlet

When your girl of choice (preferably your girlfriend i suppose...) is in deep sleep you slowly and covertly move her hand into place near the cock, forming her hand into the shape of your hand when thus is preparing for masturbation and proceed to use her hand for pleasure.

"So uhhhh lets get down and dirty tonight honey." "Awwee I'm tired. I think I'm just going to lay down to sleep. Not really in the mood." "Ah...Ok i guess...goodnight..." 45min. later. "Gonna try The Sneaky Gauntlet hope she doesn't wake up...or do I."

by Stranger of Danger August 20, 2013

Sneaky Randy

Shit on the floor, just everywhere. Coat every surface in shit, leave no spot untouched.

Some guy did a Sneaky Randy at my school the other day, hazmat says we can go back next month

by Roadkill Randy November 18, 2021

Sneaky Mac

When you sneakily touch a person on the inner thigh and then smell your own hand.

Alyssa Magdalene: I went over to Jimmy’s cabin last night and he tried to Sneaky Mac me.
Ben Carrot: Ew he is such a creep.

by Connormacdaddy October 14, 2022

sneaky poop

when you accidentally poop yourself without realising.

person 1: what is that smell?
person 2: oh shoot I think I sneaky pooped

by pooplord3007 May 5, 2022

Sneaky Miyagi

The act of trying to quietly wax on and whack off without waking your partner sleeping next to you.

My wife fell asleep so quick last night I had to pull off a sneaky Miyagi.

by NakiraKitty August 17, 2025

Sneaky Mexican

The act of shitting into a condom tying it up then putting into a womans vagina then she smuggles it into another country

I made Mary do the sneaky Mexican for when crossed the border

by Djkorben12 June 11, 2024

Sneaky nuts release

When an artist or band unexpectedly release some new music. Derived from TV comedy Angry Boys, sneaky nuts is a game where you sneakily reveal your nuts or balls whilst posing for a photo.

Hey broseph, did you check out Radiohead's sneaky nuts release last week?!

by TheGrizard October 8, 2018