beef nut

The larger left testicle of a muscular bovine of a man.

I was just in the football team’s shower after practice this morning and I saw Chad’s sack. Man has a Thiqué beef nut on him.

by Cômrådę Thicqué December 25, 2020

whiskey nuts

one who drinks to much and has psychic tendencies

that bum just threw his whiskey bottle at my head he must have gone whiskey nuts

by slayerofwords May 11, 2010

Fear Nut

To ejaculate while in the state of being afraid. Usually occurs when someone is about to find you masturbating and you have to rub one out before they catch you.

I had a fear nut because my mom was about to walk in on me while masturbating.

by WowwhyOFTW May 2, 2017

Nut Cap

The plug that forms inside the tip of your penis due to the presence of excess semen after ejaculation.

Bryan: Hey guys, after I nutted this morning I took a piss and totally watched the nut cap shoot out of my dick.

by JDawg098 August 20, 2011

Butter nuts

When you put peanut butter on your nuts and let your dog lick it off

Barack Obama Put peanut butter on his nuts and let his dog lick it off so he said it was his butter nuts

by HappierHawk5579 August 23, 2019

Sniper Nut

A Sniper Nut is when a man is able to nut with such precision, he can hit an object as small as a nickel from a distance of at least 6 feet.

John: Oh man, I just hit the sickest Sniper Nut. I managed to hit my cousin in the eye from 11 feet away!

Alex: Woah, cool! I managed to Sniper Nut through my engagement ring from 12 feet away!

by Spoom1901 August 18, 2019

No nut Police

A law enforcement manpower and body that ensure men become gods and gods become mere men.

The heroes who govern our Lord and saviour No nut November

If a fellow's feeling like a bellow the No nut Police will arrive on the Facebook scene in the form of a visual rhetoric.

Usually around week 2 you can start to levitate just btw. That's pretty cool.

Coupon: This Coupon Good For 1 FREE NUT during the month of November. *does not disqualify from #noutnovember - void when used. Exp: 11/30

No nut police: Stop, it's the nut police. Free nut coupons are strictly prohibited, anyone who has already used them is disqualified

BOYS RUN!!!

by cancerisnotaverygoodthing November 4, 2018