A libertarian Presidential candidate who espouses the views of the Libertarian Party, dedicated to reduce government spending, establishing a hard-currency system, Withdrawing from the UN and expelling them,*finally*, Eliminating the nonsensical "assault-weapons ban", Keeping the government out of marital affairs, getting out of Iraq because it's been such a mess. Basically the only party worth voting for.
I was going to vote for Bush, then I found out about the Libertarian Party, now I plan to vote for Michael Badnarik.
by Japanadan October 9, 2004
Get the Michael Badnarikmug. Fucking hot pornstar......
by Scattyman May 2, 2005
Get the amber michaelsmug. Republican National Commitee Chairman known for embarassing gaffes and poor fund raising performance
Michael Steele once said that Mitt Romney lost because the GOP has a problem with Mormonism. Many prominent Republicans called for Steele's resignation after he said that the war in Afghanistan was Obama's decision and that America might not be able to win.
by Mr.Juan-derful July 19, 2010
Get the Michael Steelemug. A huge celebrity, known for his famous dancing videos on youtube. He has an abnormally big atoms apple and a long deck, somewhat like a giraffe. It gets ladies with the snap of his fingers. He is also a Call of Duty master raking up over 123 nukes in MW2. He's also an avid colts fan even though he does'nt know the NFL. He is just a real baller.
by jmoneysexual January 20, 2011
Get the Michael Georgemug. A Dirty Michael or a Dirty Mike is when you go to the bathroom to take a medium size turd and while the log is exiting your cornhole the bastard decides to break in half. After this you have to wipe your ass 30 times to get rid off all the fecal matter.
by Chris Ditch May 4, 2010
Get the Dirty Michaelmug. - Dude, do you think I can Michael Phelps this bowl?
- I don't know dude, but don't do it. I'm tryna hit that.
OR
"Man, I'm gunna Michael Phelps this shit and see if I can swim like a dolphin afterwards."
- I don't know dude, but don't do it. I'm tryna hit that.
OR
"Man, I'm gunna Michael Phelps this shit and see if I can swim like a dolphin afterwards."
by Marcrazy February 17, 2009
Get the Michael Phelpsmug. 1. A Los Angeles County Superior Court judge who heroically ordered Paris Hilton back to jail for probation violation and made her cry like the irresponsible, immature, vacuous, and spoiled whore she truly is. He is also a nominee and virtual shoe-in for the upcoming Ruler of Earth elections.
2. The act of executing a maneuver designed to own, burn, diss, humiliate, serve, etc an individual in an emotionally incisive manner with the intent to cause shame, embarrassment and loss of social standing. The act of giving someone their just deserts, their comeuppance. Bonus points are awarded for higher degrees of extravagance, public awareness, opportune timing, and justice delivered.
2. The act of executing a maneuver designed to own, burn, diss, humiliate, serve, etc an individual in an emotionally incisive manner with the intent to cause shame, embarrassment and loss of social standing. The act of giving someone their just deserts, their comeuppance. Bonus points are awarded for higher degrees of extravagance, public awareness, opportune timing, and justice delivered.
1. "Man, Michael Sauer is a great guy - he really gave that spoiled bitch Paris Hilton what she deserved! This just goes to show you that deep pockets and a deep throat can't always bail you out of a situation that is 'too hard' and 'too demeaning for a heiress'"
2. "Dang, girl! He just pulled a Michael Sauer on yo ass! You is so burned!"
2. "Dang, girl! He just pulled a Michael Sauer on yo ass! You is so burned!"
by Crescendo July 3, 2007
Get the Michael Sauermug.