Maria is a very pretty girl with a big heart she’s really kind and a amazing person she loves one guy that hurt her she’s forgive but never forget she’s a strong girl and a good friend usually a small friend group of girls and the boy she loves loves her back just doesn’t admit it. She’s so pretty and nice and she’s someone you wouldn’t want to lose or you will regret it
I love Maria
by Psjdnb November 20, 2023
Get the Mariamug. by jacksilverson November 16, 2021
Get the maria gauthiermug. All Maria's are very shy and helpful. They are not very popular, but you should still pay attention to these girls. They are loving, and very easy to fool. Maria's are strong in the inside!
by Goodnames764 January 6, 2022
Get the Mariamug. Most known for being the most random girl god created, Maria Almeida is a girl your friends are jealous of.
Because she is super comfortable around pretty much everyone and when she wants to she can really be thoughtful, kind and understandable. She likes all kind of music, so her most liked vibes for songs are, horny vibe and chill vibe.
Her favorite programming language is C and loves Sebo de Gamer.
Does not like gym guys because she claims they have small dicks, dad bods are more her style.
Because she is super comfortable around pretty much everyone and when she wants to she can really be thoughtful, kind and understandable. She likes all kind of music, so her most liked vibes for songs are, horny vibe and chill vibe.
Her favorite programming language is C and loves Sebo de Gamer.
Does not like gym guys because she claims they have small dicks, dad bods are more her style.
boy1: Yesterday i met the most random girl yet, but she seemed pretty cool, talked about Sebo de Gamer.
boy2:I guess you finally meet Maria Almeida.
boy1: this is going to a be a start of a wonderful friendship :))
boy2:I guess you finally meet Maria Almeida.
boy1: this is going to a be a start of a wonderful friendship :))
by Simplório March 19, 2021
Get the Maria Almeidamug. Two depressed girls doing things that make them happier
Two parts being connected and fit in perfectly
Two parts being connected and fit in perfectly
Are they crying to "Stanga"?
-I guess they're just Mia and Maria-ing
Are those two girls rolling down a hill?
-That's what I call Mia and Maria
-I guess they're just Mia and Maria-ing
Are those two girls rolling down a hill?
-That's what I call Mia and Maria
by Daredevilamelia March 11, 2018
Get the Mia and Mariamug. 
A beautiful girl that every guy wants. They come in different sizes but typically have a big butt. They’re good at sports. They are amazing friends and are in a small friend group.
Teacher: “Maria you can leave the class first. Ethan you can go next”
Ethan proceeds to look at Maria’s rear end down the staircase
Ethan proceeds to look at Maria’s rear end down the staircase
by iwannafuckmaria July 26, 2021
Get the Mariamug.