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Bentley Tube

A distended butt-hole that acts as a sentient tentacle like appendage with the behavior of a small poodle. Able to change shape and size as needed.
John's Bentley Tube had escaped his pants and was sniffing around for treats in the kitchen before getting stuck in the toaster.
by BrizzleRizzle December 18, 2024
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Wyoming tubing

For a person to shit in someone elses asshole, then for the shitter to brutally fuck the hole.
"Can we do a round of Wyoming tubing?"
"What the fuck?"
by slappybullworm January 30, 2025
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Tinkle Tube

The tinkle tube is a tool, used by people to pee in situations like a place that lacks a bathroom, or a place where a bathroom is always occupied and you can’t hold your piss long in your body, or if your so lazy that you don’t wanna go all the way to the bathroom. Typically, this device is a small, funnel-shaped tube or similar contraption that allows a person to relieve themselves in public or while traveling, with the urine being directed outside (e.g., out of your bedroom window or out of a car window, through a specially designed outlet). It is often used in outdoor adventures, long road trips, or in situations where privacy and convenience are needed. The term "tinkle tube" is derived from the colloquial term "tinkle," meaning to urinate.
“If there was a zombie apocalypse where people would been hiding in their rooms for survival, the tinkle tube is a very useful tool, for guys it would be easy to use (you know the anatomy, pen15 and stuff) females may struggle to use it since their anatomy like the v461na.”
by EMD F59PHI February 10, 2025
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Philippian tubes

Where Greek babies came from "way back when".
If your little one asks you "The Question", you can semi-clearly utter, "Philippian tubes" and show him/her a map of the northern-Aegean-Sea area. That way, you are giving an essentially-truthful answer, while still "keeping the conversation G-rated" --- i.e., without divulging any actual "adult-themed" info. Plus said youngster will likely become either bored or "info-overloaded" while staring at the map, and thus will forget about his/her original question.
by QuacksO February 26, 2025
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feeding tube day

Feeding tube day is on the 24th of July on feeding tube day you have to give someone with a feeding tube a drink
Aw but man it’s feeding tube day fancy a double vodka coke on me
by Patflin July 24, 2024
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