Money Mike

Typically a black man that is very poor and acts like the richest person.He usually is on some type of drug on days that end with the word day and is also always getting hurt.

Money Mike just robbed a bank

by Tommyhil July 26, 2019

MONEY/HAPPINESS

They say money doesn't buy happiness, but if you don't have any , it sure makes you sad!!

MONEY/HAPPINESS
They say money doesn't buy happiness, but if you don't have any , it sure makes you sad!!

by JBCARLSBAD January 25, 2020

tea money

when you have no food or money for food and you’re completely broke and sad

where’s my tea money at?

by teamoneylad May 7, 2019

gas money

suckin dick, blowjob

hey shane, can u give me a ride home?

only if u gimme sum gas money

by shane t April 1, 2008

Monopoly Money

Foreign currency, usually printed in bright colors with funny pictures of people that no one has ever heard of. Called Monopoly Money or Funny Money because it looks and feels like some fake cash you get with a board game.

Monopoly Money is often spent recklessly because it looks fake, therefore you're not spending "real" money.

British Pound
New Zealand Dollars
Canadian Dollar
Japanese Yen
Euro
Australlian Dollar
Switzerland Francs
South Africa Rand
Mexico Pesos
Russia Rubles
Saudi Arabia Riyals
etc

by billberto March 21, 2005

Cotton Money

Modern southern whites who come from families that made money and created status for themselves through slaves and the cotton trade.

Sophia: yo Carmen these Buckhead bitches got hella cotton money 😟
Carmen: damn their ancestors we’re making bank off of us!

by childofthelord69 November 23, 2019

Money Shrapnel

The little coins that have next to zero value that get clogged up in your wallet that you can never seem to spend.

The woman at the counter wanted $1 for the soda so i gave her all the money shrapnel left in my wallet

by Sykini September 1, 2010