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Mystery Bag

A seemingly illicit substance, usually of a white and powdered composition or occasionally with a yellowish hue.

A mystery bag is usually found in a zip locked baggie during clean up following a rave, a chance but rather delightful encounter. More deliberate encounters may come from a Boom Boom partyboy in the fall out of a festival... Boom Boom will want to keep the party going through Monday.
Yo Brains, check out the mystery bag I just found. Think I got me some chaz to keep the party going, fancy a line?

Eh I'm not so sure about that Boom Boom, it looks a bit weird

Ah screw that Brains ya dry shite

Sniff sniff

Shit, feels like my face is falling off, what the hell was that?

Haha you clown Boom Boom, it's 2ci and the bus home is just about to leave, buckle up😉
by Mysteryb87 May 27, 2019
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Who-Bag

All girls named Vanessa are Who-Bags
by DBC123 September 8, 2009
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Drip Bag

A male who no longer produces copious amounts of semen from his man sack and ejaculates only a small or drippy amount of cum during an orgasm.
Sherry loves a heavy cummer so one can imagine her disappointment when she found out her new boyfriend is a drip bag.
by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2015
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bag gaggler

Someone (usually a female but not limited to) who gaggles on any cock that is around and is willing to be gaggled to get a bag of street drugs.....
Look at that bag gaggler gaggaling on that huge cock she'll have a bag of dope in no time.,,
by tex WHITE May 29, 2017
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Step-Bag

A person's step dad who in all means is a douche bag that thinks he knows what's right all the time, usually get's the last word on things, labels his sons friends, and does ass whole-ish things.
dude 1: yo dude, your dad was grillen the shit outta me

dude 2: that's my step-bag for ya.
by crackdealer777 September 26, 2011
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gonk bag

Slang term for Tall bald headed individuals from Idaho. Normally hanging around blue turf and pit bulls while smoking camel lights.
"hey gonk bag"
"get fucked u gonk bag"
by puff donkey November 18, 2009
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Bag of Douches

Matthew, the stud muffin, is a BAG OF DOUCHES!
by MaryMack March 14, 2010
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