Star Signs 

Star Signs/Zodiac signs part of Astrology. It is believed that being born a certain month gives you a certain Star Sign, and each Star Sign provides a certain personality. The problem is, it's so generalized that people like to assume that if they had a bad experience with a (insert star sign here), then everyone with that sign is a horrible person. And that's just total bullshit. To me, star sign girls are walking 🚩red flags🚩. I only know cancer because the whole idea is cancer.
If she's into star signs, she belongs to the streets.

Girl: OMFG, I'm like, a cancer, what star sign are you?
Sane person: I know you're a cancer. You believe in those shitty star signs.

Star Signs by CC-8826 July 14, 2023

Star-Kink 

When the Pizza delivery person ends up being an Alien with 8 tentacle tongues and he/she comes inside to deliver the "Pizza" &

He/she "takes you to The Stars"
👽👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅🛸
🎇🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🎇

So, the other night I ordered a pizza and you will never believe what happened...
my Star-Kink came true
🤪👽🛸👅

Star-Kink by THEESLINGUIST11 July 23, 2023

Star of David 

A Jewish man's asshole

When Kyle got pantsed at the party, I wound up staring directly at his Star of David

Star of David by Ghost Maker October 7, 2023

Star Wars 

A Scince Fiction Movie and show franchise realased in 1977 by George Lucas and Lucasfilm, now owned by Disney has of 2012

Star wars is a great Sci-Fi Franchise!

Star Wars by SkywalkerGuy October 31, 2023

Star Spangers Banner 

The sign, usually made from/of cardboard, that homeless or poor people fly requesting help for food or financial assistance.

Hey that guy seems authentically homeless flying that Star Spangers Banner so let's go kick him down these leftovers and some change.

Star Spangers Banner by InVintor November 24, 2023

star stable online 

a horse game people hate but keep throwing money at

star stable online is a shit game.. brb gonna buy $50 of star coins

star stable online by nutbuster54321 December 8, 2023

star-crossed exes 

The opposite of star-crossed lovers, those who are meant to be together but they are pulling themselves away, they are soulmates that completly deny it, either because they physically exes or they think they’re relationship is just temporary until one moves away.

“Its a shame Justin and Bailey broke up, they were perfect for eachother! But now they’re both cold and distant from eachother. Guess now they really are star-crossed exes.” (it is used as noun or an adjective)

star-crossed exes by Trian December 29, 2023