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Status Troll

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I am thinking about someone on facebook who trolls on peoples statuses
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1a. Noun

One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument.

1b. Noun

A person who, on a message forum of some type, attacks and flames other members of the forum for any of a number of reasons such as rank, previous disagreements, sex, status, ect.

A troll usually flames threads without staying on topic, unlike a "Flamer" who flames a thread because he/she disagrees with the content of the thread.
Example: Someone on facebook who hates on every status I post, is a status troll
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Status

marijuana of very high grade,.i.e. Hydro, Purple Haze, Northern Lights
54TH Street has the best "Status" on the Low End
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those stah's think they're black or something
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Status Commandeering

The act of two or more people taking over someone's status on Facebook or Myspace to hold a conversation completly unrelevent to anything the status's owner was talking about.

This is particuarly funny and random because everytime one of you replies, on Facebook, the little red alert flag appears on their screen. This will get VERY annoying and hopefully the victim will become angered and it's very funny.

In rare circumstances, too many posts back and forth on their status may cause their computer to become slow or even freeze. This results in extra LOL points .
Status Commandeering in action:

Tessa's Facebook Status : "Going out with my girls tonight to CiCi's for some pizza and fun"

Matt : Hey matt, wasn't that cake we had after dinner tonight absolutely delicious?

Justin : Ya, it was pretty good. Although i have to admit, the ice cream was better.

Tessa: WTF?

Matt : Okay, both were good. But hey, we should go to Roanoke sometime to play airsoft.

Justin : I dont know man, Roanoke is pretty far away.

Tessa: WTF!?

Matt : Ya, but it'd totally be worth it!

Justin : Hmm, okay. I'll think about it.

Matt : Okay, well how's the weather?

Tessa : SHUT THE FUCK UP! STOP TALKING ON MY STATUS!

Justin: The weather? Oh you know. Its mildly humid. We've been getting a lot of rain lately.

*and so on*
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Bauer-Status

a.Something that is so amazing that Jack Bauer himself would be connected to or affliated to.b.In reference The higest of the three status's: 2ed being Palmer and third being Gains status.c.An action or reaction that closly resembles that of Jack Bauer
d. Reffering to a pimply status, closely resembsembling Jack Bauer.e. The ability to fuck, be fucked, and fuck up in an hour
hey I haven't slept......BAEUER STATUS!!!
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Meat statue

A human devoid of movement or communication. see: terri schiavo
so this guy flipped his truck over by driving like a dumbshit. long story short he's schiavoed, gonna be a meat statue for awhile.
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