shocker remix

two in the poo, one in the goo
two in the stink, one in the pink
A fine variation of the shocker, mixing it up to maximize 'stink' action

she didnt shit right for a week after i gave her the remix

by ceebz July 12, 2004

shocker

two in the pink one in the stink

If all else fails give that bit$h the SHOCKER!!!!

by robwestcoast September 28, 2006

shock the nation

basically another way to say two in the pink and one in the stink

guy 1: dude last night i did the shock the nation

guy2: cool bro

by noabbshere November 29, 2016

Cock Shock

While watching porn, right before you bust, the porno switches to an image of a cock or the man's ass not allowing you to achieve maximum bustability.

Ben: Dawg i hadnt jerked it in 7 months after my surgery and when i did for the first time i got Cock Shock.

Liz: DAWGG THAT BLOWS!

by LZIVELEZ February 24, 2010

shocking

weird or worrying or out of place. or stateing the obvious.

you have homework today " well shocking".

by tracey March 24, 2004

self shocker

Accidently plunging your finger/fingers into anus,once and not enjoying it, during the act of wiping. Usually because of inadequate wiping material. Doing this repeatedly falls under self gratification.

That toiletpaper is so thin I just got a self shocker.

by Justin S February 7, 2005

Shock Horror

1) A word to replace 'Oh my god', or 'omg', and so on, or to express your emotions (shock and horror, duuh)

2) Can also be used when surprised.

1)
Teacher: And... Stacy, you seem to have broken your record of always getting the bottom marks. Well done, you got 100% on your maths paper.

Stacy: Shock horror, say what?!

2)
Rapist: Surprise!

Rapee: SHOCK HORROR!

by The Muffin... Woman. July 18, 2009