Social Masochist

Someone who knowingly dresses or behaves like an idiot / outcast / douchebag / insert negative descriptor, in order to come across as "different" or "eccentric" Generally accepted to be an asshat by all. A form of masochism associated with film students who wear fedoras.

This tubby fuck in my American Cinema class wears a fedora and acts like he knows shit, everyone pities him for being a social masochist.

by Seano Osaka March 15, 2009

Socially Acceptable Sweatpants

A pair of sweatpants that usually include front, back, and cargo pockets and from a distance are often undiscernable from other socially acceptable pants. They are legit to sport in public and the wearer is entitled to feelings of superiority due to enhanced comfort.

Nice looking sweatpants that from a distance look like regular pants; socially acceptable sweatpants

by eatmytoast February 15, 2010

Socialist

Someone who tries to make things free such as college but fails to realize someone has to pay for it

After making college free the taxes upon people who pay them usually 30 to 40 year olds which makes people of that range mostly dislike a socialist.

by Thy_Ogrelord March 8, 2017

Social Smoker

Someone who smokes on occasions or on the weekends at parties because everyone else around them is smoking.
OR
Could be someone who likes to take pictures smoking just so they can post it on facebook so people think they actually smoke.

Brandon: ''I have a picture up on facebook with me holding some marlboros''

Heather: ''You smoke?''

Brandon: ''Only on the weekends like at parties and stuff...Im like a social smoker!''

Heather: ''wow.''

by 2manybjs February 27, 2011

Social Masturbation

when two or more people are masturbating. this can be back- to-back, in the same room, same car, etc.

Cassidy and Mac participated in social masturbation last night

by Jejejejeja September 4, 2009

social vegetable

A person so socially inept that they themselves are unaware of their own rung on the social ladder. Social vegetables are literally unaware of social distinctions altogether, and are incapable of understanding the concept.
Basically, it is a person who, socially, has their head stuck in the ground, like a vegetable sprout, incapable of comprehending their own plight. Also, similar to an incapacitated person in a vegetative state (aka, a vegetable), but socially. Social vegetables should be studied from a distance and never interacted with, for engage a social vegetable in social interaction has unpredictable results, ranging from awakening a suicidal maniac to turning that person into a social leech.

Hey Mark, look at that kid over there in the suspenders and pokeman shirt sitting by himself. I think he's in my psych lecture. Man is he a social vegetable.

by DarkRob2000 July 30, 2008

social elite

the most supierior social group. they are better than pretty much everyone, or so they think. their weekends are spent texting, myspacing, and going to skatespot, or any other tight places where skateboarders might be. if they ask you to eat lunch with them, you should be honored. you are now on your way to becoming a two faced fake bitch, also know as a social elite :

i really wish the social elite would invite me to have lunch with them, but i don't have a skater boyfriend.

by Sarah Bad April 18, 2008