surprise sleep

The act of being knocked unconscious with something heavy over the head.

Dude was bugging the crap out of me, so I took my 25 pound weight and gave him some surprise sleep.

by Steven Boeckmann May 15, 2008

Sleep Crew

Anyone who falls assleep while in the middle of chillin with people.

ron:hey wheres radell?
john:oh, he sleep crew.

by rayraytastey March 6, 2009

Sleeping beauty

While receiving fallatio, you distract the giver for a moment and sprinkle chloroform into your pubes, guaranteeing that when she reapplies the suction, she will be a swallower.

Dude my girlfriend refuses to swallow.

Why don’t you give her the “sleeping beauty” like I did.
Wait you gave my girlfriend the sleeping beauty?!

by Frank Rizzo July 4, 2020

The Sleeping Cobra

When you fall asleep after getting a blowjob from your lover.

Hey man, that's The Sleeping Cobra!

by anbro345 January 21, 2016

sleeping bag

A code word for condom, especially when referring to a sexual occasion.

Bring your sleeping bag if you happen to pitch a tent with your girlfriend.

by Limbo May 24, 2006

sleep number

number of people someone has slept with

You just made my sleep number four

by Sapphire Reign December 30, 2008

The sleeping barber

When the bush is to thick and u have to trim HARD, while she's asleep. Then finish the deal.

When she went to bed she was bushly and angry...she awoke silky smooth...thanks to the sleeping barber;)

by The Demon Barber September 2, 2009