Short-Term Itis

No longer having fucks to give as the end is near.

My last day is in two days, my co-worker keeps telling me I have Short-Term Itis.

by The Goddess Josefina September 13, 2018

Death Row Short

The very very last pull off a Newport..when sharing a cigarette with a group the order goes ; Short .. Short-short.. Prison Short.. Death Row Short, This would be the hit between filter and barley there paper

Yo let me get that short? Can't do it.there's a line, your gonna have to catch the Death Row Short

by Mike'Em December 25, 2014

Short people energy

Willing to throw down with anyone despite their own, usually little to low in comparison, personal abilities. Can be in a fight or with any skill. Constantly over estimates their ability but their confidence and energy makes up for it 10 fold.

10 pound bag of energy in a 2 pound bag

Human version of small dog energy/syndrome. Person can be of any size but still have it

Dude just tried to fight 3 jacked dudes who were all over 6 feet tall! Total short people energy. It was like watching a chihuahua trying to fight a Doberman.

Did he win?

Actually he got a few blows in while they were wondering if he was serious or not.

by Doodlebird January 2, 2022

short man syndrome

This typically describes a man under 5 foot 5 inches. Short man syndrome men usually have a heavier body, a small head , but a larger face, typically are going bald. A man with short man syndrome will try to overcomensate for his small stature by buying oversize cars, always lying, being very controlling, very bossy, and think they are always right. They cannot admit they are wrong. They will align themselves with the people they think can do the most for them, and will use people to their advantage, lying about everything. They will cruise myspace, facebook,...ect... for hours trying to find friends that are female (that they dont really know) just to give the impression that they are popular with the ladies.

Mike bought a oversize SUV even though he could not afford the gas, cause he wants the girls to focus on the car not that he is short. He has short man syndrome.
Nick invite every girl onto his myspace to look like he is popular.

by the truth will rock ya October 16, 2012

James Grady Short

one that is roasted daily about his/her hairline and one who is a fagot

Damn look at that James Grady Short over there, I feel bad for him.

by j4jake March 28, 2017

Get Low Shorts

Shorts sold on the 08' Vans Warped Tour By the band All Time Low with the words GET LOW printed on the back.The shorts come in multiple bright colors and arew too often worn by people who do not need to.

ATL Fan 1:OMG I LUV YOUR SHORTS!!!WHERE'D YOU GET EM

ATL Fan 2:At Warped Tour!

ATL Fan 1:I want some Get Low Shorts

by Lyiasha October 30, 2008

Strawberry Short Cake

While face fucking your drunken slut girlfriend, you pull your wang out of her mouth, cum directly in her face, and proceed to punch her in the nose, thus giving the effect of a strawberry short cake.

Strawberry Short Cake was my favorite growing up.

by Graham Spainer May 4, 2003