Spitting Cobra

Post ejacualatory urine stream that tends to miss its target.

Damn you and your spitting cobra. Get out of my house!

by Crowface October 21, 2006

cheif sitting bull

a cheif sitting bull is a person who teaches other's how to get women. he calles all of his disciples young shadow worshippers or pilgrims

i wish i had a cheif sitting bull to teach me.

by pillgore November 20, 2010

shisting

Fisting an orifice while simultaneously being shat and pissed upon"

Chris: Hey Rachel
Rachel: Hey, do you want to have sex?
Chris: Well...only if were going to be shisting.
Rachel: Of course, I've been holding in a big shit all day.
Chris: Yes!, plop that on my chest.

by encyclopedia of sex October 7, 2005

Sitting pretty

looking fly in a any place...

see me in ya city sitting pretty no im shining dawg

by DuCati September 24, 2006

Spitting Cobra

When you are standing up getting head and you pull out just before you blow and grab your cock with your left hand and bend the tip over with your right hand (resembling a cobra) and spit your load in her face

I showed my girlfriend what a spitting cobra was and now she is blind in one eye

by Bam Wilder May 21, 2008

stitting

To stand and sit at the same time!

"What the hell is wrong with you?"
"Stitting."

by Keeper of Memory Pepperochu December 18, 2004

shatting

used to describe shit-talking with your mates on chat services such as Skype or MSN Messenger.

I was shatting with Anthony the other day on Messenger and giving him banter about his shaved balls.

by Wordsmith1 November 20, 2007