Gagging Surprise

When a girl is sleeping. Get over her and put your cock in her mouth. Then b4 you are about to cum wake her up, cum in her mouth, make her gag and say "Surprise!"

spooge! GAGGING NOISE! then it goes silent

by RyanKN November 1, 2004

eskimo frenchbread surprise

While nailing her doggy style, jam a frozen breadstick in her butt.

Do it with style

by SpitBlood April 27, 2003

Cleaners Surprise

When you clog a public toilet with shit and paper so much to the point it's out of order, so that later the cleaners have a little present.

"Hey Steve, take a shit in that cubicle there if you want to contribute to the cleaners surprise I left."

by Moneyfi$t January 23, 2009

poop taco surprise

when you go down on a really hot chick and are surprised that her snatch smells like shit

she was a poop taco surprise

by poop pirate January 6, 2009

Driscoll Surprise

When fingering a girl with the middle and ring finger, the other 2 fingers are bent at the middle knuckle. You then yell "DRISCOLL SURPRISE" accompanied by "BAM"(optional) and shoot your other 2 fingers into her as well.

I gave that bitch a Driscoll Surprise

by Bryan drisco February 24, 2005

kinder surprise

you people need some serious help. a Kinder Surprise is a German candy bar shaped like an egg and with a toy inside. yummy chocolate but the toy is tiny as hell and gets lost easy

Oh shit i lost my kinder surprise toy

by SexyLexie June 12, 2008

Sunday Surprise

While attending church, a woman next to you gives you an unexpected handjob.

John enjoyed a Sunday Surprise during the Father's homily.

by The Loge August 12, 2006