A Columbian Special

A sexual activity that involves the inhalation of powdered cocaine, from inside the genitals of an anonymous, for-hire sexual partner.

May also be reffered to as a Memphis White Lady, a Vegas All Nighter, Pink n' White, Dirty Snow, or the Texas Double Time.

John: What can I get for $50?

Sparkle: You can whatever you want.

John: Can I get a Columbian special?

Sparkle: You supply the snow and you do what you please wit it.

by -SVEN- December 8, 2012

spud special

a 'special' deal marketed to attract a stupid or uneducated consumer

guy 1 : i want a new phone
guy 2 : buy that iphone for 800
guy 3 : aren't they like 600 new online anyway?
guy 1 : that's a spud special no brainer LOL

by kent vandals September 23, 2013

Jonah Special

Sticking your fingers in a girl's (or guys, whatever floats your boat) arse, before shoving the fingers down her throat

holy shit, i just Jonah Special ed her.

by Jonah123456 October 7, 2011

bananarama special

The act of shoving an unpeeled banana into the arse of the person you are fucking. Then, you lather that bananee up with any ice cream of your choice. You then slob the ice cream off of said fake penis, making the person you are with either appearing to have two dicks, or having one dick but in the back. You then eat unpeeled banana and gaze into the eyes of the violated.

Mannnn, I gave Amber a Bananarama Special the other day and that bitch will not stop blowing my phone up. Fucking pendayha.

by DaddyStubLegs June 11, 2023

Special K

1. Slang for Ketamine
2. Cereal brand

1. "No hesitation, no delay, you come on just like Special K"
2. "Boy these Special K's are tasty"

by Johnny Doeb January 26, 2023

special snowflake

Redditors

Redditors are special snowflakes

by Lixie_ January 31, 2023

special naptime

Special naptime being code for squeezed-so-hard-he-passed-out time.

"If a bunny wakes a sleeping tiger, it'll be squeezed into special naptime."

by Katzenkuhman February 7, 2023