Smarmalade

Unctuous, oily charm; sleazy, phony earnestness.

Skip served up his tired antics to the ladies with a heaping spoonful of smarmalade, in hopes that they would fall for him.

by Slackie Onassis September 7, 2007

Small PP Man

Noun: It's either

1. Someone that Pewdiepie said has a small pp
Or
2. A word used to make fun of someone that has a tiny dick.

Teenage Boy With Humongous Penis: "Look at Jessica's boyfriend, I heard he's a small pp man."
Another Teenage Boy with Humongous Penis: "Yeah he is, Pewdiepie said so."

by Virgin#69 November 21, 2019

smart one

smart one is just a sarcastic way of saying someone is a dumn nut.

"most of my friends are smart ones"...or "man u r such a smart one"

by glonkabletotla June 9, 2009

the smashing pumpkins

Billy Corgan (vocals)
James Iha (guitar)
Jimmy Chamerlain (Drums)
D'arcy Gretzky (Bass)

These four people made some of the best music of the Alternative Rock movement of the 90s. Hits included Disarm, Tonight, 1979, and Bullets with Butterfly Wings. There best albums are Mellan Chollie and the Infinite Sadness, Gish, and Siamese Dreams.

Better than any music of todays generation. Rap is Krap kiddies. 50 cent is really a pansy.

The smashing Pumpkins, gods of Alt Rock

by Rock > Rap June 10, 2004

smash your back door in

A term used to describe the act of anal sex, popularised by Keith Lemon.

(courtesy of Keith Lemon),

'I want to smash your back door in and spunk on your tits'.

by sphilli2004 March 2, 2011

smarmosaur

Someone who is smarmy.

"Steve is such a smarmosaur."

by Athenais May 25, 2006

SmarterChild

A really stupid AIM-bot

BenElmer101: nope. call me "ho-man"
SmarterChild: There's no way I'm going to call you that. It's really insulting.
BenElmer101: like your face!
SmarterChild: Not like my face.
BenElmer101: yes like your face
SmarterChild: What? Like my face? No way.
BenElmer101: yes way
SmarterChild: Way?
BenElmer101: way
SmarterChild: Way?
BenElmer101: way
SmarterChild: Way?
BenElmer101: way
SmarterChild: Way?
BenElmer101: way
SmarterChild: Way?
BenElmer101: yaw
SmarterChild: Who?
BenElmer101: me
SmarterChild: OK, I'll remember that your name is Yaw.

BenElmer101: you like dick
SmarterChild: Uh, I don't think I need to answer that.

by homdawg101 May 1, 2006